YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE

This makes me want another Test Drive Unlimited game.

Of course it’s up that shifter is clearly a penis

Congratulations, Mr. Drakkon - The Boardman of the Chair, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Bugatti which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as she gets her heel unstuck from the wheel.

Sensible and boring Whatcar style advice? BMW and Merc? Maybe throw in an Audi A6 and that would be hilarious. Is this even Jalopnik at all?

This was the Donald Trump Stump Speech of Buyer’s Guides. t

A buyer’s guide that says not to buy it because simply because it doesn’t have an oscillatory motor on its own dedicated CAN channel to pleasure your taint like its German counterparts. How original... Look, we all read Doug’s article, we get it, you guys don’t like this car, you don’t need to make a non-buyer’s guide…

Anyone throwing $70K at a car isn’t just doing it for the features, so the Maserati name can win the day for what looks like enough buyers to keep the Ghibli around. And as someone mentioned the exhaust note is a pretty nice feature.

The right answer is Giulia.

My 2001 M5 was recently in for service and I took home a 2015 535xi loaner car with 1,200 miles. I nearly fell asleep on the 45 minute drive home. It was god awful, mass produced boring. There was simply nothing special about driving it. Fast? Yes, certainly... Laden with technology? You bet. But that doesn’t make it…

I mean the proportions for this segment of car are going to look similar across the segment, so there really is no purpose in pointing it out unless you’re suggesting Alfa is copying someone.

I hope waterproof seats are an option.

Someone needs to tell VW it is a better PR strategy to just come clean about everything all at once rather than think you can be sneaky and deny, then have it come back to bite you in the ass.

So is there anything left? Do the turn signal indicators not actually indicate? Are the tires filled with that dirty air when they told us they were filled with ultra clean nitrogen? Is VW even in Germany!??!

Organizational Culture.

I’ve got $5 that says FCA is going to end up owning Audi by this time next year.

That is the most reasonable philosophical qualm that there is.

Ex-Wife had 3 of them I will never have another Miata in my Garage.

This could also work for Austria.