He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

Screw Grierson &Leitch. You sir are spot-on with your reviews, and in one or two sentences. Sorry about your accident, but such are the wages of shin.

It’s not that I deliberately ignore it so much as it is that it’s just nowhere on my radar. That’s just how it goes. There are hundreds of televised things that don’t make the list, and all of them matter to someone.

I used to work in a very remote town, while living in my hometown 30 miles away. I was 20 and my Dad had just secured me my very first car to make the commute, it was a mid 1990’s Thunderbird with oxidizing paint, leaked every fluid I put into it, and had shitty gas mileage. Needless to say I was in love.

I wonder if it was even your mom. I had a similar experience when I was in kindergarten and it’s never left my mind. My mom worked crazy shifts when I was little and we lived with my grandma, my dad and my sister. Sometimes my mom or grandma would get me up and ready for school depending on who was available.

A dear friend died of natural causes a few years ago, leaving behind three daughters. The middle daughter started using her mom's phone since she didn't have one, and on her birthday she got a voicemail that was just the sound of a party - talking, laughing, glasses clinking, but only women's voices. She's convinced…

Okay, so this year I can participate since the main player who would be scandalized by airing the laundry has passed. As background, my mother had me in her late thirties and her mother in turn had her in her late thirties. My mother was the youngest of eight children and had brothers much older than she, which is how…

I’ ve always been weary of the supernatural, anxious to find a reason behind the phenomenon, if only to keep myself from getting too scared. I have no logical explanation for what happens in my house. When we moved in, my oldest was 2. His bedroom closet has a small door in the back leading to the attic. My husband…

When I was sixteen I would sneak out of the house at night get high and read a book (Such a rebel, I know). There was an empty forclosed home next door, and I would get inside via a basement window well and smoke in the basement’s bar area. One night it was raining pretty heavy, and I forgot to bring my lighter. I…

“THE CHURCH IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”

Reading this post, I would never have guessed that people would be flying to the comments to defend that fart. I clearly have much to learn about internet commenting.

nah. there’s a big reason why the NFL refuses to do that, and it has a lot to do with the fact the owners are old enough that they remember back when boxing was a real sport instead of one fight a year anyone pays attention to.

Everybody say it with me now!

He’s right; Javon Belcher was always happiest when killing himself for the Chiefs on the weekend of a big game.

Letters in “CLINTONS” - 8

I'm not proud of it

Was he reading from a damn thesaurus?

Georgia Tech fans are posting about The Lord of the Rings while FSU fans admit to not grasping the basic rules of the game. Looks like those comments are still firmly planted on the rails to me.

“WHAT A TIME TO BEE A HIVE!!!”