Dragging someone like that can cause serious damage to their arm and shoulder. That right there is child abuse. There’s a reason a fellow teacher took the picture, immediately reported the incident, and the school immediately fired her.

“... That’s [VR] the frothiest space in the valley right now. Nobody understands it, but everybody wants in. Any idiot could walk into a f*cking room, utter the letters ‘V’ and ‘R’ and VCs will hurl bricks of cash at them. By the time they find out it’s vaporware it’s too late...”

I’d love to see them replace Mario and Luigi in the Mario and Luigi RPG series with Wario and Waluigi. I mean, AlphaDream could have a field day with clever writing and physical comedy between those two.

I can’t play my PC games in my car on my lunch break though!

Finally, I thought. Fucking finally we have a presidential candidate who is not beholden to Wall Street and who will shake things up and bring real change to our Corporatocracy.

Jim Cooke, you genius. That illustration is the shit and you deserve more than you are being paid, whatever that amount is.

It’s cheaper than most new consoles, and you literally never have to take it off the dock after you’ve set it up.

They are not limited they are in demand. This is Nintendo’s largest launch in history. Sold out does not equate to limited.

Thanks for letting us know, we all wanted to know Chronicpeace`s opinion on a console he doesn’t own and a game that is not related to the article.

So you don’t own one but you’re dissatisfied. Got it.

The Splatoon team is generally one of the more modernish teams at Nintendo. They actually had patch notes unlike most other Nintendo games, and made overhauls to maps to improve game flow and balance.

it just reminded me that they designed the cool robot-suit first, and only later realized that they might have to figure out how a human being could possibly fit in there.

Motherfuckers, they are gonna stop production and then turn around and announce Snes classic aren’t they? Maintain the hype of the Nes and move that momentum to the next product. It’s a cold calculated business move. 

Two years ago a friend of mine was giving a long speech over beers about how Nintendo hadn’t made a new franchise worth its salt in decades. I disagreed heartily and told him to borrow my Wii U and Splatoon for a few weeks to see what he was missing. He told me that, GUARANTEED, hed be returning it in two days after…

I hadn’t even considered this, but the plot thickens!

Every prospective gun owner should, before purchasing a gun, look around his/her home. Is there a screwdriver somewhere where it shouldn’t be? Is there a basket full of unfolded laundry? Is there a bag of chips in the pantry that has gone stale from being left open?

Standard monopoly duration

Flash Thompson.