Sadly, Nintendo has already issued the child a Cease and Desist

I actually love the shrines. I think they are a clever solution to the problem of a puzzle game like Zelda moving into modern gaming. Quite a few have been inventive and fun, without needing to be crammed into a single temple that you need to beat in one play session.

What if they just rename it “Royale with Cheese”?

A part of Jules Winnfield just died upon hearing this news.

Counter-point: No it isn’t. This is a reasonable repercussion.

What exactly is there to complain about? They’re fixing it for free, and to be honest, with some people it sounds like Nintendo is basically giving them a new joycon and hoping they send the incorrectly working one in at some point, so it can presumably be sold as “refurbished”, if i had to guess.

I disagree, a manufacturing variation could very much mean that a specific run of a specific part came out flawed, and the conducting foam is a fix.

He’s a thin-skinned crybaby who is horribly unqualified for his job, so he spends as little time as possible doing it?

The older I get the more I realize that was just old people fucking with us because they knew they could.

Same, it makes you feel the old inside you. I mean, it’s not remotely surprising for a little kid, but it still hurts!

Nintendo 3DS: “Daddy’s Big Little Nintendo”

Gadget was 7 year-old me’s Waifu before I even knew what Waifus were.

How is this not coming to the Switch?!

*sees comment*

How about fowl language?

All polls indicate that Arcee is going to win, but come New York Toy Fair we’re going to have to deal with at least four years of Thunderwing as Prime.

“I can’t believe the University aloud this”