My advice between those two, buy the one that looks better then plan on a full maintenance catch-up: spark plugs, transmission / rear differential fluids etc. The rear spark plugs can be a bit of a hassle to reach.

You forgot:

I blackout about once or twice every two years (is that bad?) but I have never been so fucked up that I thought I was on a different coast. Does this guy have to be the best at everything?

For me it’s: “HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION SOON, ANXIETY LEVEL RISING”

Majority of Jalopnik readers: “STILL TOO EXPENSIVE”

lol. I’ll defer to your expertise in “cucks.”

We had to pay $25 a person to watch the Blue Angels and Best Korea is bitching about free airshows? So ungrateful.

A lot of foreign born immigrants have interesting stories, especially surrounding conflict. Thank you for sharing.

Racism isn’t exactly rational. I’d be more worried if everything he said made sense.

I made the trip to Indy with my dad for his birthday bucket list event. While walking out, a guy says, “I can’t believe a damn Jap one the race. Shoulda been one of the other top guys”.

Jason’s grammar and spelling improve when he’s drunk.

I came here to bring up a similar point; any serious VW owner knows that the best way to keep your engine cool in the summer is to pull the air hose from your wiper fluid reservoir, and run it from your spare tire directly into your carburetor.

To capitalize on increasing home prices in Denver, I planned out a new construction purchase timed to complete right during the spring selling season for our old house. I had one requirement: the new house had to have a 3-car garage, as the wife and I have 5 cars between us.

This is the EXACT reason I don’t give Toyota too much flack. They miss out on alot of “new/cool/fun” stuff but ALL of there cars will outlast their competition. Example: Sure, the RC-F isn’t as fun as the M3, but which one do you think will keep you out of the service department longer? I know the Camry isn’t the most…

Yep, that was us. We had been living in Minneapolis. We bought a “Garage Condo” for our cars. But, it was a pain the ass to drive 45 minutes to work on a project. Or, if you were doing something at home, just to get a tool.

Good for them. Yeah, sure, they’re a business that provides a product and after the sale they are removed from the equation, but I challenge anyone here to find a brand that is more enthusiast-centric than Porsche. They’re one of the incredibly few makers who take the proceeds from their mainstream stuff to make ever…

Once saw a truck that had a bumper sticker that pointed to the exhaust and said “Prius repellent.” After that I understood why Prius drivers take this shit personally.

Frankly im not a violent person myself...but just like you, at that time I was dealing with a health problem. And having a bunch of broken condom issues feed you soot for every stop and start within 2 miles is fair game for retaliation...

Well that’s a relief.

“Times are so tough nowadays” bray the Trumpies, as they tow the boat they couldn’t afford behind the gigantic truck they didn’t need and park it in front of the house they opted to buy in the town that was built entirely around the one industry that’s obsolete now. “Pop-Pop raised twelve kids on his salary at the ol’…