Rain? Hell, how about a nice, frosty blizzard or just sleet? Hit black ice and you’re down no matter what you do or don’t.

And also in LA during rush hour when you get run over by an uninsured hit and run driver! My friend’s dad almost died this way, and he was a really good, safe rider.

Support the company who gives me a paycheck? No, buddy, I support them by working and they don’t GIVE me a paycheck, I earn it. I’m not obligated to buy anything they make, I’m obligated to do my hours as well and as efficiently as I can. And I do. I shouldn’t be brand-loyalty-guilted into also helping them make money…

Whats Mazda?

A star for you sir

GOD DAMMIT BRENT

Brent how could you??

WELL SHE KNOWS NOW, BRENT.

Did I mention how dumb I was?

But all the “good” Pakistani drivers are driving Taxicabs in New York City.

YA DOOOOODE AN YA CAN’T GO DRIVING IN THE SNOW WITHOUT A LIFT KIT

The VW Type 1 Beetle may have been best-selling, but it was still a piece if crap: 1930s engineering somehow time-warped into the modern age. McDonald’s billions served doesn’t earn it four Michelin stars

If you’ve got room for a tire under the hood, you’ve got room for a bigger engine.

The VW type 1 was one the world’s best selling cars. Please don’t compare it to a Dodge.

Assuming this isn’t a rhetorical question and/or obvious, it’s because Mustangs are the cheapest way to get into a high-horsepower RWD car, which naturally attracts the idiots who have zero business driving them.

“Today’s the day I might just be a step too slow...”

Eh...this is anecdotal, but it has some weight considering the sample size. I was a valet for 3 years, and drove multiple examples of every “normal” car made in the last ~25 years. Even the abused, dirty 20 year old Toyotas ran fine, had no rattles or squeaks, and were comfortable.

Another fun fact: Saudi men jokingly refer to the upcoming change as “the abolition of male slavery.” (Yes, I’m sorry, but it’s their joke, not mine.) One of a Saudi guy’s chief complaints in life is having to always chauffeur his female relatives.

We don’t have to trade places. You can just come out here! I didn’t mean to sound too down on AZ. Like everywhere it’s got its upsides and downsides. Just saying no daylight savings is an upside.

Nothing like a Camry. The Mark-X is closer to a Camry than a Crown but is still a RWD. In fact, the Mark-X was created to be like a sporty RWD Camry.