*don’t get it

It’s a jeep thing you get it

So when you were shopping at the wrecking yard you were low on cash and figured you could pick up the doors and glass later?

I hope it remembered its EZ-Pass!

nothing more expensive than cheap German muscle.

I’d rather see the drivers of beige cars banned, don’t punish the poor cars.

I have nothing against black cars. Some of my best cars are black.

You’re a jerk. #blackcarsmatter

As my editors have expressly forbidden me from suggesting Jeeps, it’s time to just get weird and suggest something completely counter to pretty much all of your requirements. But it’s OK; trust me, this Trolley is exactly what you need.

Plus HOV lanes...

Yes, that’s why I keep an extremely pregnant woman in my passenger seat at all times.

So that’s where someone would draw the line on ticketable offenses?

We’ve come to a point where these exotic vehicles are becoming increasingly commonplace. At-first wraps, paintjobs, wheels, spoilers would suffice in creating a distinguishing factor but now soceity needs something more dramatic.

LW kits meet that dramatic factor. Sure it takes away a significant factor of that…

Ok old man ;)

The Ferrari in The Car.

mamma mia!

It’s not Ryan’s fault that a) Musk won’t shut up, and b) Uber paints such a large target on its back.

True story: I’ve been looking for a flood damaged ‘07- ‘15 XK coupe to gut, cage and LS/T6060. I’m absolutely in love with the supercharged five liter in mine, but I’ve always wanted to play with an LS. I feel that these cars would be the perfect platforms- all aluminum everything, great suspension and brakes,…

Now imagine trying to transition a whole nation

I think you ment to say Republicans. It’s ok we all mistype once in a while.