I HATE this title. I know we are appropriating the term - but why would you lead with your chin on this. Maybe they were vocal, but they were concerned citizens expressing their distress at the tabled legislation as is their right. Angry bitches - that's what I get whenever I discuss Feminism. It was a huge step in…

I find this very disturbing. I have had a growth removed from my head and to be honest I can't imagine getting any kind of surgery on my body that was elective. I might change my mind over time (who can guess at the foibles of old age) but this underlines the sort of depth of the despair someone feels about their…

Seriously Rihanna is so thick and annoying. Please make her go to an island with Courtney so we can solve problems at once.

Amen to that last and let's add the Germans - they are always good for a giggle - what with their beach towels at dawn...lol

Also, Prince Harry. If they can breed him in England surely they are not all 'dour'. The Prince of 'Vegas Dong-gate'...

You can't be down when you are playing the flute! Surely this guy is not dour!

Cheerfully playing in the marching band! Right there...see!

Get them discussing gypsies and you'll really have something, eh?

People consider it a bit of a joke regarding the 'what do you do?' question - it also has a classist association - as you would be able traditionally fit someone into a sort of social cast by learning where they were at school or where they were working. If you were in certain types of work you had a certain level of…

Riiight. Whereas you are smarting over your thwarted attempts at one.

I lived there for 5 years and am married to a Brit - frankly this survey sounds like a bunch of bollocks! If anything Brits are brilliant at self-deprication and taking the mickey whilst the rest of us over here in North America-land are up or own arses - sure we may be smiling but in that way you do when wincing…

Just had to soldier on. But thank you.

THIS!

For once the Paps got it right and DID serve the public interest with this story. Nigella Lawson, a hugely well connected member of the British upper class is being attacked physically in public by her husband. This is important to the public in that it might provide a moment of clarity for one of her fellow 'poison…

She thinks its a tragedy for the perpetrator of the crime. Really?! Really.

Check.

Kind of liking on Kristen Stewart (never stopped actually). She is exactly what you would expect a person of her age to be. Equal parts f-ing awkward, goofy, bad choices, charming, cute and seductive. Basically your loaded gun that all women are between the ages of 20-30 – dangerous and not always safe to be around.…

Awww great. He is managing to force us to discuss him. I'll go straight to it. This is a person who if he were to ever have any genuine interaction with a woman would be so ultimately different to this in his behaviour. Sounds like he is writing about his puerile fantasies because, having no actual experience or…

LOL. I know. Kids!

Yup.