I saw LM002 back there

What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?

Cheerleader not giving a single fuck.

Who in their right mind would want a white Miata with a gold interior?

The real question is how long before someone hacks a newer car and steals all the black box data. I think I just keep my mustang a little bit longer. Pretty sure it doesn't have any of that stuff.

tis glaive like indeed

The wheels are brought to you by the move Krull.

"I will fly my ass over there and bust heads myself. You think I can't? You see that rocket out there? I can be there in 2 hours. Don't talk to me about the leads I'm giving you. I've got guys in Europe, all over the US closing deals left and right. Leads, shit. PUT THE COFFEE DOWN. "

Oh man at the risk of offending the Jezzies...the interior of a woman's car is the most disgusting place in the world. CLOTHES AND PAPERS AND CLOTHES AND MAKEUP AND CLOTHES AND REUSABLE GROCERY TOTES AND IRONIC MUSTACHE ACCESSORIES AND CLOTHES....EVERYWHERE!

Can you picture the field day Jezebel would have?

I see your 1981 car built in 2010, and raise you a 1979 car built in 2015

Fine, but if you can't clean this up before mom gets home. You are on your own. I was never here.

Okay, small problem. I got ahead of myself and just set my house on fire before I read through the whole article. Is this the Orlando fire department?

I'd like to see a Juke R on treads vs. Ken Block's RaptorTRAX. Why? it would be ridiculous and entertaining.

Chesapeake Bay Bridge in Maryland. Narrow lanes, two way traffic, horrible congestion, and if it's windy forget it.

And then there is this guy, that knows how to drive.

Its name is MCA, but does it have a license to kill?

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