marc1220
marc1220
marc1220

Lies...all lies

How every eclipse driver looks.

/obligatory

For the last two years, I have tried to make just ONE Subaru joke that lands. You can't do it. Subaru owners are simply too sensitive. You can't say lesbian, flip flop, grape nuts, sandal, Vermont, Colorado, pot, hemp, or Oregon, without them complaining about how the joke is old. I have literally never experienced

Man, what a disappointment. I was hoping it would be found inna barn somewhere, needing salvage and TLC and we (as Jalops) could all pitch in and buy it for $kaycog and she could go all Project Car Hell on it and eventually find out it was yours truly who started this whole thing and she contacted me by secret email

Seat warmers. Your fat ass sitting on the seat will warm it up.

That ship sailed in...well it sailed in 1969. Having grown up in the DC area, I would occasionally read of past events at the Marlboro track, but never heard of any efforts to revive racing there. Actually, there was never much interest in racing in the DC area, save for the hydroplane races on the Potomac River,

Is that my SUV?

Awwwww...shake that ass babe!

This reads like a smart 30 something writer of the last five years. Astounding the level of insight, self awareness, and especially lack of self-satisfaction with the execution that we all respond to in modern reviews and criticisms.

I miss this guy. RIP DED.

I visited the factory where they make these and I still had a hard time distinguishing it from the Escape, what's your take on the exterior?

1980 Mercedes-Benz 190-Series 2.3-16 Cosworth

1A. Cat, domesticated

My eyes can't stop thinking this is a photoshop. It looks like a Cayenne coming out of warp space...

These reminds me of Tex Avery's "Car of Tomorrow" cartoon, where they showed off a bunch of wacky innovations for new cars at a fictional automotive trade show.

Here's a car for her: