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It’s wrinkled and you can see VPL.

I still don’t understand the obsession with Pippa’s dress. I hated it.

Also, re: Jon offering Longclaw to Jorah...

Jon Snow giving up the throne without talking to his siblings or the Northern lords even though Dany promised to help even if he didn’t was the moment I was 100% done with him. He’s not even worth talking about anymore.

I find Emma Stone grating there I said it

I sent an email almost EXACTLY like Steve Harvey’s to all my co-workers this week (minus references to makeup & dressing room), & now HR wants to talk to me tomorrow. I hope they’ve figured out how they’re going to help me implement these necessary changes!

Pro tip, everyone: Don’t fry in olive oil because it has too low a smoke point. Use peanut or canola oil to fry so you don’t stink up your apartment and set off the smoke detector.

The only way Kendall Jenner would be smoking hot is if you set her on fire.

“Whimsical in a SEXY way,” says Katie

Aw, how sweet. I’m sure he just loves what it symbolizes....several years, he is going to wish he could get back after they are divorced.

Considering they went to get a prenup and the lawyer laughed when he was told how much money they had.....Bravo likely paid for every penny of the wedding.

Paul Ryan is such a spineless weasel. I can’t believe that people like him and Mitch McConnell are supposed to be keeping Donald in check.

shocking, white boy from wuakesha is boring.

I didn’t realize your 3 and 5 year old were personally responsible for the state of the world but if you really feel like ruining their Christmas instead of doing anything proactive like, oh, I don’t know, contacting your senator or volunteering with an organization that’s actively affected by the state of things,

Actually, it’s a federal law! So they are absolutely entitled to a room, and the company has no right to refuse! Have a great day.

That’s sort of too fucking bad for him. Don’t have sex with teenagers while married if you are so concerned about your image. Fuck Ford.

He’ll be briefed on some crazy shit like aliens

Ha! It’ll take wayyyyy less than that. He’ll be briefed on some crazy shit like aliens and tell us all about it 5 minutes later.