Well to me ricers come off as too “Try-hard”. I look at them and think this:

Well when I look at cars like the BMW you posted, all I think is “I mean it might be fast but it has half my Marauder’s power”. I personally love the way my car looks and if you don’t feel the same way, that’s okay. Everyone is different. I personally would rather have a big sedan with a V8 than a small car that’s…

Okay I admit I over-exaggerated but I have looked up almost all of the cars I’ve seen with spoilers and they have around 148 hp and like 150 lb/ft. of torque. That’s more than half of a stock Marauder’s power. But yeah I agree that whoever put a wing on a Marauder is dumb. The only cars that deserve wings are ones…

Ricers are lame. Why in god’s name would you want a spoiler on one of those? Their spoilers are three times the size of the Marauder’s and they have 1/3 of the hp and torque. The spoiler on the Marauder looks good and it’s not overly pompous like some Civics I’ve seen.

The Marauder’s specs are impressive for a car that weighs 4200lbs. Also the interior looks much better than newer foreign cars I’ve seen today. I own a Marauder and, although it’s a bit beat up, the car is amazing. By the way I don’t think it’s fair to bash Ford for making a “muscle” version of the Grand Marquis.…