So, this guy can’t make a speech that could be political at the school buuuuuuuuuuuut the school sends kids decked out in MAGA hats to a political rally.

MAKES SENSE.

Or maybe Chelsea and her husband just wanted a third kid and realized that they have the means to have one. I know we’ve all been coached to overthink her motives and moves since she was a preteen because “there are no innocent Clintons” or whatever but this woman has literally been bullied and called names by grown…

#divorce2019

I’m surprised we haven’t gotten a Prey sci-fi/horror adaptation yet. I read a lot of Michael Crichton back in the day, and that was one of the only books that ever gave me nightmares.

Congo novel is much much better than the movie.

Andromeda Strain is one of my favorite movies. It’s actionless-ness is very awesome, so much that I could live without the “Oh gee, get to the lock! Watch the lasooooors!” sequence.

The Andromeda Strain might actually be Crichton’s best story idea, even better than Jurassic Park and Westworld. And both the original movie, and Ridley Scott’s AMC Mini-series were excellent.

If that picture isn’t a perfect distillation of 400 plus years of white colonialism, I don’t know what is.

As a Dad, this really bothers me on a visceral level. Who WOULDN’T want to spend time with your kid?!? He’s YOUR KID. This will definitely impact them since “Dad doesn’t seem to care” which in turn will influence their parenting style which perpetuates this indifference.

The only truly correct response.

Don’t.

Does your partner like being the center of attention? Only do this if you know the answer is unequivocally “yes”. Incidentally, if your answer is “I dunno”, then you need to postpone the proposal for a little while. I mean, make sure you are both on the same page about where you think your relationship is going too,…

As supportive of a drag king season as I’d be - I’m reminded of an aphorism I’ve been spouting for years:

In no one’s defense, I encountered “gooped” in advance of Monique. So it’s coming from somewhere other than Gretchen Wieners.

“I think All Stars needs a break for at least another 3 or 4 seasons of regular Drag Race.”

Because she remembered that she must be a telenovela villain! At last!

Guuurl...

This was just an elaborate way to get Latrice back, and that is all. Her lip sync was DIRE.

We had a reservation and we would have ordered drinks and appetizers right away if we’d been seated, so why did they make us wait?