You know it. With both gusto and discretion, your audience will be entertained without NBC Universal or Comcast Inc ever having any fear of civil litigation. If forty+ years in Hollywood have given me an abundance of anecdotes and history, they'd have taught me nothing if not when to be vague.

Hey, NBC, rather than paying Megyn Kelly $30 million to not work, I will gladly work for just 1/10 of that - and I’ll give you every bit of your $3 million worth -  a reliably inoffensive but entertaining hour of morning tv fluff. “Today Live! with Jerry-Netherland.”

My new ambition in life is to fail so much at my job that they’ll give me $69 million to go away

“Some Humans are Unstoppable”

I would totally watch a Thomas Middleditch and Benedict Cumberbatch detective-themed film series, and just market it as Middleditch & Cumberbatch

“Replicas has all the production value of an embezzlement scheme” is one of the greatest review lines I've ever seen. Kudos.

“I give your movie the worst grade imaginable: a C-minus.....-minus!”

Not just one daughter, but two daughters. There’s clearly a bonus multiplier for extra daughters when using them as a shield against sexual harassment claims. If he’d had thirty-seven daughters, we’d all have to apologize to him.

“And I really can’t see the Garofalo of the early 90s - the alt comic feminist - allowing a comic of that generation to skate so easily if they’d done something like that to her.”

Again, you need to consider the ways that you’re fortunate in life compared to me. I was cursed by a Japanese middle school’s resident ghost after a misadventure seeking true love. Now I’m doomed to forever click on Jezebel articles about people that I find moderately annoying.

She also dragged out the “he’s my friend” and “question the source”, despite the fact questioning the source(s) is an idiotic statement because he admitted he did what everyone said he did.

Look, I get standing up for a friend. But compare this to what Marc Maron said about C.K., also longtime friends. He had asked C.K. privately about the (at the time) rumors and Louis said they weren’t true. When C.K. admitted to the behavior, Maron said on the podcast that Louis had straight up lied to him and fuck…

“I think Louis C.K., leave Louis C.K. alone,”

I would laugh out loud every time the trailer would show this interaction:

My mom is a librarian, a branch manager in a moderate city. She weeds catalogs every time she moves libraries. They either end up in the book sales or recycled. And she doesn’t feel bad about it. Does a library still need a dozen copies of a ten year old popular book? Does it still need Windows 98 for Dummies?

Libraries usually don’t take donations for their actual collection, but they do take donations for the occasional book sale. You can also cart your books to your local used bookstore, or look them up on eBay. Anything that no one will buy or take from you for free is by definition worthless, and you don’t need to feel…

Are they textbooks, more than five years old? Throw them away. Put them in the recycling bin. Textbooks over a certain age have a poor ROI in the book world.

Novelist Anakana Schofield says “every human needs a v extensive library.”

I’m a book-lover and way into Konmari. Kondo doesn’t have any rule about the number of books a person should own, just like she doesn’t have a rule about the number of any other category you should own. She has a lot of guidelines that help you get rid of things you’re holding onto out of guilt. Maybe you feel guilty…

She isn’t a minimalist as much as wanting your home tidy and organized so it sparks joy. If books spark joy, have them! Her method is more like gardening of getting rid of the weeds in your life to just have the good things left.