I had to google it. It’s fucking true, man!

That you can't distinguish between inanely likable tall man Zachary Levi and inanely likable tall man Jon Krasinski is hysterical 

Well, well Merry Christmas, you F-ers!

God bless us F-eryone!

An F! A glorious F! It’s a Christmas miracle! Thank you, St. Ignatiy! Thank you for the amount and depth of film and literary history to a pan of economics-driven filmic shovelware! I didn’t expect to learn about the provenance of Sherlock Holmes adaptations and original texts. 

Is there actually any evidence that Kate Middleton and Megan Markle don’t get along, or is it all made up by the tabloids and gossip sites? 

So which one of these was Drew?

Everyone’s getting engaged or married and I’m just sitting over here not giving a shit while all my married friend’s relationships slowly implode over some dysfunction or another.

“he laughs while also being deadly serious.”

We’re so dead.

“Jezebel is a feminist website,” Riffer adds in his letter. “It should not be a tool to allow one woman (Remini) to harass another woman (Mrs. Miscavige), her husband and her religion.”

Maybe we’ve reached the end of the Kardashian line! Now they fade into oblivion? Maybe? Please!

You are clearly overlooking the additional benefit that once this becomes operationalized, situations where children become trapped in caves will be a thing of the past. Every human will have their own tunnel navigating Tesla and our bright future as mole people can really begin. 

You are selling this idea very short.

That’s a surefire way to get no tip.

it’s a little pushy & weird.

No. Their employer is stiffing the staff. Customers should tip, but they are not responsible for complying with labor laws.

Oi! No bringing down Tahani by association.