Damn it, Hopper. Get your shit together. Must everyone disappoint me???

I worked in hotels for years...when in Los Angeles, we had a few terrible incidents that we discovered only by violating the sacred “Do Not Disturb” signs after about 36 hrs..including a man who had died of a heart attack who might have been saved and an injured sexual assault victim huddling in her bed. So there are…

Being a particularly...morbid type of person, before I got to the guns part, I assumed they had a lot of people die with the do not disturb sign on their doors. My husband and I were discussing the other day how long it would take people to find our bodies if we died in the house. He thought two days, I thought much…

My god, yes, that was horrible, he was garbage.

Serge Gainsbourg wasn’t a very correct man:

It’s great it turned out this way but:

Mention this next time someone asks why women don’t say anything sooner or at all.

No one anywhere claimed that the Russians cared about black people in the US or anywhere else. They are, as they often do, calling out American hypocrisy. That hypocrisy is real no matter how much you hate the messenger, and no matter how much you want a false good guy vs. bad guy dichotomy.

Not sure the first phrase but the second is “fuck you.”

You’re incorrect . I accuse her of burying the lede.

Lias Andersson, more like Pjoor Spjort

He’ll always have his 11th grade education to fall back on.

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

This is beautiful proof that REAL style is timeless. What a gorgeous space.

Aren’t Pippa’s 15 minutes of fame up already? Seriously, all she’s famous for is being the train bearer of her sister and that skinny ass of hers. She’s so basic.

That being said if Dany dies I’ll be forever happy with the show. All is forgiven if they do that.

Right, so the reason behind this is that the US has a visa waiver with most countries (which Europe is helpfully thinking of rescinding because our current Cheetolini keeps fucking up our own visa waivers for their citizens) and that stamp or ticket you get when entering most of those countries is for — wait for it — n…

I’m 99% sure Amazon doesn’t buy the cars. They rent or borrow them and pay a lot of money for insurance and tires.

Literally now literally means not literally.