They left a chair for him at the reunion!!!!!!

Have you encountered any of the man’s song titles? They could have been Stumbeline & Silverfuck. The kittens got lucky.

And for everyone who really knows how Kids Actually Are, Riley is exuberant but VERY WELL BEHAVED. How many among us know a two-year-old who would run through that shit (well past her bedtime), screaming, kicking, demanding attention in the most tantrum like manner possible. Reporters acting like she’s a monster…

This is insane but I am totally stealing “hubstagram” & using it the same way my husband yells “CHECKMATE, FEMINISTS!!” after he makes me dinner or something of that ilk.

the best part is that she CLEARLY runs the show at home, as well. and he’s not trotting her out, as much as trying to keep her occupied (The Most Important Task in regards to raising a two-year-old).

“Because I’ve already laid down on a Benihana grill and immolated myself” is the best line of the week.

so the streets are only 200 years old?

The most amazing and brilliant (and sad) thing about this piece is that the author did not actually coin the term “BETAFICATION OF AMERICA” and that it already existed.

my vote is for Cate herself to show up in Tieks, Converse, or to really throw things off, Crocs flip-flops for the rest of the festival.

When I went to France for the first time last summer, I didn’t even pack heels before I left home, as I’d read in a FASHION MAGAZINE from a FASHION EDITOR that if you wear giant heels on the 300 year old cobblestone streets of Paris, you look like a total amateur. I am 100% sure that Audrey herself would have said the…

Her Erdös-Bacon number is the lowest of all comers (sorry, Danica McKeller), so she wins.

I have been watching the last year for DWTS with my live-in mother, no shame involved (although I did miss Danica McKeller, which made me sad). It was really fun watching Alfonso Ribiero clean house last season.

That said, my disabled mother and I have been talking a lot about the disabled tokenism on the show, with…

Paternity leave is essential, as well. A close friend of mine is (also) pregnant right now and her husband works for Google, which will allow her to take her maternity leave, and following that, him to take his *paid* paternity leave, and then figure out stuff from there regarding their work lives. That sounds like a…

Simple equation: JK Rowling > Joss Whedon

Maybe all of my friends are lying to me always, but I had 11 and we all had a grand ol’ time. Husband had 9 in his party, two of whom were girls. We had a lot of help from friends throughout the wedding (two played flute at the start of the ceremony, one legit baked the cake, which she volunteered to do), and we…

Is it just me or does this owner guy sound like he is writing a Strong Bad e-mail from hell?

Oh yes, there are definitely some Seminole County rednecks (there are everywhere in Florida, even Miami somehow) and plenty of totally misguided Bible thumpers (hello terrifying building in Altamonte that was supposed to house a religious TV network but has not been completed in 15 years! It's I4's favorite…

labeled "Florida business does total non-shitty thing."

Yup. When my ex/BFF & I both went through awful break-ups within months of each other, I said something to him, to which he curtly replied, "If you could meet relationship needs, we'd be married by now."

Tell your friend to stay strong. She'll eventually move out of that dorm, won't she?