True Tales from Tinder: A female friend of mine, age 31, was messaging with some dude, and at one point he says to her— no shit— "cougar can i call u?" Fortunately she has a strong enough sense of self that she wasn't going to let any idiot d-bag break her stride, but the idea that 31-year-olds are considered…

SO what I've gotten from a lot of these articls is that 22 and younger = fuckable, 23 until 43 = cougar, 43 and above unfuckable.

Who the fuck are these creepy-ass dudes?