Yeah, this is not something to celebrate. If you need threats of mutilation and murder to avoid cheating in a relationship what you actually need is to break up. The threat coming from a beautiful woman doesn't make it okay.

I’ve always found it odd how domestic violence is good, honest fun when the perpetrator is female and the victim is male.

Okay, but can we talk about the most important thing?

Based on Palin’s background, are we sure she wasn’t saying “Paul Ryan and his elk?

To cover her back privates?

This is a Paula Deen EVINE top, and as you can clearly see, it is not covering the model’s crotch. She lies!

But I bet you never looked at Paula Deen and thought “Damn; I can see her front privates.”

her vagina is probably hitting her knees

Well that’s because that’s where we keep our balls most of the time.

.... I've never had a corn dog

I don’t blame her. Politicians and food is always a disaster waiting to happen:

It would seem that if the judge is conceding that Dr. Luke raped Keisha that should be enough for her not to have to work with him - hate crime or not. I don’t see what the “hate crime” classification has to do with a contract dispute. If I want to stop working with someone who beat me up every day, would this judge’s…

babe, thanks x

#notallrapes

She's not dead, but she's undead.

oops. We’ll miss ya.

It’s not working, I really want to vet my dick pic with you before I send it to my coworker. I really like her and want to tell her in a special way.

Dad?

Wait, a third party asking for my password over an insecure Internet connection? No way that could be problematic!