I mean, if you're not eating breakfast even though you're hungry, and then you end up going nuts at lunch because you've been dreaming of chicken parm for five hours, I understand. But I'm just simply not hungry at all in the morning, and so eating breakfast just seems like unnecessary calories. I force myself to eat…

Hey parents, here's an idea: If you're concerned about your kids consuming content through social media that you don't approve of, don't buy them a smart phone and a laptop!

Maybe I'm just dirty, but my sheets feel gross after much longer than 2 weeks. And there is no greater high than crawling into a bed made with freshly laundered sheets.

I always thought "2 incomes, no kids" was the ideal selfish spending arrangement.

God forbid someone rich moves to the East Village and builds a new house (which looks basically exactly like an old house)! I mean, the neighborhood could lose its edge! —Former resident of East 6th St. who is much more upset about the Standard Hotel and that godawful new building on Astor Place than I am about…

And entry-level assistants at Condé get paid in the mid-30s, including overtime. Hint: their income is supplemented. It's a stereotype, but it's largely true; this has time and time again been used to help explain why the industry is overwhelmingly white and rich.

I feel like the most under-discussed aspect of the Great American Miley Tragedy is that her singing was truly, truly, truly embarrassingly awful.

When friends ask for advice. No, really, like, at least 75% of the time friends ask me for advice or my opinion on a personal problem/situation, they really just want me to support whatever decision that they've already made. "I honestly don't know—this is a decision for you to make!" is it from here on out.

I read the article and there wasn't a lot of there, there. I kind of tend to think the Times, along with lots of other people, really, really, doesn't want Larry Summers to be the new Chair of the Federal Reserve, and this certainly shades public perception in such a way that it increases pressure to nominate Yellen.

So, still not funny.

That's a photo of a private area of their body, usually nude/with only underwear on? This is taken from a distance, of parts of the body that are covered by clothing and are ordinarily seen by the world in everyday life.

He's in public?

Three thoughts:

Not the point. The point being that incarcerated parents are overwhelmingly male, so a mothers' program—rather than a parents' program—won't have much of an effect on solving the stated problem, which is that 1 in 28 children have an incarcerated parent.

Dads, on the other hand—who make up the vast majority of the 1 in 28 children living with a parent in prison—can just fuck off, though?

Maybe she's just upset because "Applause" sucks. I've never been a fan, but her music 'till now has at least been catchy and fun and kitschy. "Applause" is flat and awful.

I actually drew the opposite conclusion about school segregation from the report, considering that it showed that black-friend-having rates were drastically higher for the youngs than the olds. Schools are a relatively diverse place, even in segregated areas. My parents live in a neighborhood that is 100% white, and I…

MAKE WORK BETTER FOR EVERYONE!!! One of the fallacies of the "can we have it all?" debate is the idea that the menz have it all. Working constantly, spending little quality time with your children, having no societal support for taking time off for child-related activities, and being connected to work 24/7 is not "it…

Hahahahaha there are people who thought Beyonce had/has real hair? That requires cutting? Do they still believe in Santa?

What, you mean all those obese children weren't eating healthy and exercising moderately and still obese, like all the kool-aid drinkers would have you believe?!?