I do not understand this either. As far as I’m concerned, if you really want room temperature water or whatever, just get tap water and wait the half hour it takes to reach room temp. Don’t harass the servers with your strange power trips.

Here’s a little logic lesson for you.

In order to avoid something, you’d have to know what that something is. If you were to take someone from a small village who had never seen a car, and you told them “don’t drive a car”, that sentence would make absolutely no sense to them unless you described a car to them.

For a…

I grew up Jewish. I knew that pork, bacon, and ham came from pigs. Your point is invalid.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

PINKHAM’S LAW!!! DING DING DING! We have a winner!