Look again! The archer literally has a penis protruding out of her forehead. Get it, girl.

Whenever the nominations for GGs come out, I find myself murmuring throughout the day, “Not a comedy. COMEDY? No. Not. It’s NOT a comedy. Did I miss a musical number in there? No? NOT A COMEDY.” This applies to a number of shows/movies.

As a Minnesotan, I can tell you that Coon Rapids is the Florida of Minneapolis/St.Paul suburbs. They’re the butt of every white trash joke in the book.

I have to post this again, because it brings me so much joy and it’s literally the only thing that comes to mind when I think of Alber Elbaz.

This doesn’t bother me. I think we can all agree that women have been severely oppressed up until that last 100 years. Because of this, any historical retrospective will be swayed towards the male point of view because they were given the opportunities that women were not.

How is Ryan holding it together? I’m crying like a baby over here. The strength that runs through that family is phenomenal.

She should just release three shitty albums of her humming along to songs in the public domain. Title them, “FUCK YOU,” “FUCK U,” and “FUCK EWE.” Her next album (on a new label) can be called, “YOU’RE COOL” and she can get out there and rock it like the boss she is. I’m missing some new Kesha in my mix.

I will take any excuse to post this. I watch it over and over and over when I’m in a mood. Watch for the awkwardly dancing models, stay for the joy of Alber Elbaz butting in at the end.

OMG yes. I have a lot of friends that work at Wunderman (Best Buy’s outsourced/in-house agency) and I’ve been giving them shit for weeks. When push comes to shove, the vendor is paying for the spot so they get what they want.

I’m a huge fan of animals as middle names. It stems from Lady and the Tramp—the husband was always referred to as “Jim Dear,” but as a kid I always thought his middle name was “Deer” like a John Deer lawnmower.

Only MSU Bozeman alums will understand, but “EAT SHIT GRIZZLIES! GO CATS GO!”

We always used Arizona licenses for fake IDs in college because they don’t expire until you’re 65 and they didn’t have holograms at the time. The upperclassmen would just pass them along to a younger buddy as soon as they turned 21 and no longer needed it. I sometimes wonder if my old fake is still in circulation.…

No worries — you live, you learn. As far as proper word choice, I would just stay away from complimenting the capability of the speaker (i.e. articulate, or well-spoken) and focus on the content.

Take care when calling a black person “articulate.” There’s a lot of history with that term in the black community & it often doesn’t come off as a compliment regardless of your intentions. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/04/wee…

Not a comedy. Seriously.