Must be a White Sox fan.

This makes me like OBJ even more. While Dunham was unnecessarily revealing her insecurities & making an ass out of herself, Beckham was literally like “Who?” & “Yeah, I got things that are way more important to worry about.”

Every time I see the fans of a team that just won the Super Bowl send in complaints for WYTS, I just think to myself, “Shut your mouth. Your team just won the Super Bowl, wait until they shit the bed to complain ya 1st-world problem complainers.”

I love your willful ignorance towards thinking that letting Josh Norman go after a career-defining year was a GOOD thing to do.

Apparently 6+24=32. Who knew.

I made a fool of myself fixating entirely on the game while girls were asking us to play beer pong or take nipple shots or whatever. That wasn’t important. The streak was about to be broken.

Adrian Peterson is the Injustice Superman of the NFL & Zygi Wilf looks like the love child of Groucho Marx & Dr. Forrester from MST3K.

No, he described the Jets perfectly.

Honestly, 18 years is WAY too short of a sentence, especially when people get much more for touching kids or selling/using drugs

Looking at that pic, I now want him to play Drake. He’s pretty funny, so he’ll be able to adlib some quips like Drake does

looks like the light level cap will now be equal to the amount of people that still play destiny