I just blew coffee out of my nose on “What?! What are you talking about?”

Yesterday, it came to light that the FBI never really needed Apple to unlock the San Bernardino iPhone.

Minor point, but technically, the FBI bluffed, Apple called the bluff, and now the FBI appears ready to fold.

I keep all my passwords and PINs on my coffee mug (and a few pictures)

Same here. Unfortunately, my wife liked the Mexican guy a lot better than me, and so did my neighbors and co-workers, so...

“Your Jaeger is crippled! You’ll never make it!”

And since laser pointers haven’t brought down an aircraft yet, they should be regarded as safe and harmless, too.

How does this not have commentary from HammerHeadFistPunch?

Yep, just about nails it.

So you never watched “The Girl With The Dragon Tits”

They’re not random! It’s a sequence...like...a countdown!

That’s the part that hurts for me - Cap represents American ideals, but jeez, he got that way by doping. Maria Sharapova just proved that athletic foundations don’t tolerate super-soldier serums anymore.

Use of the word perfect in describing a Miura is redundant

It’s a mini-miura

Just for the record - I didn’t watch a cop allegedly spray passing bikers. I watched a cop spray passing bikers. If the cop is accused of committing a crime, then a district attorney will allege that he did something illegal, and a court will decide whether he committed the alleged infraction.

FBI has evidence that police have stopped enforcing laws because cameras.

I’ll see your quiz and raise you one - Apple capitulates, and creates firmware that can be installed without unlocking the device. The device can now be brute-forced open.

This is the same FBI that issues Stingray devices to local police departments, and forbids those departments from disclosing in a court of law that they used a Stingray device.

Why, yes, virtually.

You have absolutely zero proof that Carly was not the Zodiac, or that the Zodiac was not a joint effort between Carly and Ted, soooo....