Shot on site? This guy has a special site for it? “Okay y’all, you heard the ruling. I need all the homersexuals to come ‘round to the back by the pool and stand on the big pink gitter heart.”

Oh My God. the last one is the best. Like. There is no way to break this law. Unless you are a court clerk, I guess, and you refuse to marry a gay couple (to each other, marry is too ambiguous a verb). But I’m pretty positive that person means they’re going to “break the law” by getting a heterosexual marriage. Which,…

That is what he’s trying to argue and it completely falls flat because that’s not the same definition of “dignity” that everyone else is using.

He’ll rebel against same sex marriage by marrying someone of a different sex. That dastardly fiend!

The “can’t wait to break this law” guy seems like a real special kind of idiot.

Are you kidding it? I’m LOVING it. Fox News comments right now are more fun pages full of captioned cats. Look at some of these gems!

“I am attempting to have it both ways by being vaguely disapproving while asking why we can’t all get along.”

Slaves did not lose their dignity because the government allowed them to be enslaved. My employees did not lose their dignity because I kept trying to show them my dick and putting my pubic hairs on their drinks. If we’re being honest with each other, I’m not sure what the word dignity means. What’s happening, again?…

is it just me, or does that snippet of Thomas’ dissent kind of read like he’s in favor of slavery and internment camps?

I’ve changed my panties like 13 times reading Scalia’s dissent

You need new people. I’ve spent the last hour liking all the “FUCK YEAH RAINBOWS” posts.

Clarence Thomas talking about dignity is pretty rich all things considered.

What’s next, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO MARRY DOGS?

SEE!? SEE!?!?!? SLIPPERY SLOPE!!! They were right! Now we have people kissing bears!!

lol i walked into work and was like welp now i have to get gay married, who’s with me? my co-worker was like *sigh* i guess i’ll do it! LOL

My gay agenda for today

Well it should be one both of their terms. The fact that the guy who made this sees it as being only on her terms means he has no terms. He really is that desperate and it’s no surprise. Not because he’s a man but because he’s an awful, hate-mongering human being.

its about motherfucking time !!!!

And isn’t the unspoken purpose of Ladies Night to get the women drunk and easier for the guys to fuck, which gets the guys into the bar? That’s... still not exactly great for us.

Come on guys. Dick-scriminate is right there.