“And that, friends, is how I fucked a flower girl.”

I missed the flower girl story in the original post’s comments - that is FANFUCKINGTASTIC.

It’s amazing how often interactions with people make me never want to speak to living beings aside from my cats and my partner ever again

I KNOW. Glamorous graduate school life? They’re also going to need some footage of me eating ramen in a shithole studio apartment, and, like, renewing my glamorous bus pass.

Isn’t wonderful how his burner has existed for about 20 minutes, yet he’s been ungrayed by trolling a reply. You’d think someone at Kinja HQ would’ve smartened the fuck up.

Some people don’t know how to be alone, and assume you wouldn’t be reading that book unless you were lonely and completely out of options and just trying not to be awkward about sitting by yourself. And I pity those people, because I LOVE reading in a quiet little pub and having time to myself while someone…

My sister-in-law gets comments like this all the time. She loves go out, and her husband is more of a homebody, so she goes out with friends or with her siblings (often my husband) all the time. There have been a few occasions where a guy was hitting on her, found out she was married, and went absolutely crazy saying…

Well, clearly, any interaction not with your fiancé is a desperate attempt at some outside action. Especially if it happens on the Internet

A few years ago, I was having dinner and a beer at pub, sitting at the bar. A guy sitting a few seats down says, “I know you’re married and reading a book, but can I buy you a beer anyway?”

If you’ll read the other comments on this post so far, you’ll see how real this is for all women. Street harassment isn’t flattering, and sharing your experiences with it isn’t bragging. If you’re a woman, it’s happened to you, and if it’s happened to you, you know it’s degrading, disenfranchising and anything but…

My friend (who for whatever reason got hit on aggressively at clubs) used to wear a fake engagement ring whenever we went out. Guy starts hitting on her/dancing on her, and she’d hold up the ring and say, “I’m taken.”

my headline? “i thought my giant pregnant lady belly would act as a shield against men. nope.”

...he’d have spoken it.

A decade ago this dude also tried to make the Bible required reading in CA public schools. Didn’t even have the courage of his convictions to admit the reason.

The day I re-made my Ikea bed frame without the manual was the day I became a woman.

“First I roll over on the bed I built for myself
and look at the ground. If there are clothes I wore from the previous day and they’re not too dirty, that’s what I put on.”

Hahaha I like this. Or the savory mint-basil sorbet in between the fish and meat courses!

Between driving a Ferrari itself and wearing that much Ferrari logo gear, he was probably compensating for SEVERAL things.

I don’t know about you, but I think that Ferrari Man might have been compensating for something.