oh my god this is the best.

whaaaaaaaaa

I was able to solve a Rubik’s cube with my feet at one point.

I barely even wear makeup and I’ve been getting Birchbox for like a year. It’s a nice way to try stuff without committing to some $45 product I’ll probably use once.

Yeah, mine are still pretty prominent and I have put on a good 40 lbs since my bikini-bridge thigh-gap belly-button-contortion days.

How about gingersnap crumbs in my cleavage?

For me it was losing my thyroid and gaining like 30 lbs. Not necessarily recommended.

Favorite photo of my dad and his very first car:

Seriously Coquette is the best. Even the stuff I don’t agree with is backed up by consistent, logical argument.

Man, all the kids I knew growing up were reading this stuff. And yet I was the “weird” one because I liked Ray Bradbury. Even that weird family in The October Country’s “Homecoming” isn’t this dysfunctional.

Yeah, male witches are usually also called witches. Most neopagans don’t like the word “warlock” because it’s supposedly derived from a word meaning “oathbreaker”.

Aw, man, I was going to take a drive up to Everett.

Well that looks good. To the Kindle!

I will forever regret not buying it. It folded down smoothly and I could have just used it as a regular table most of the time. The machine even still had a little wooden spool of red thread on it.

THAT’S the word! Thank you!

I’m bi, and now all I can think of is a Rachel Maddow/Anderson Cooper sandwich, so thanks for that. (Yeah I know he doesn’t go for ladies).

I’ve kind of got the hots for Big Boo if I’m gonna be honest. Ruby Rose has pretty eyes but Boo is more my type of woman.

I feel you on that Drew Barrymore love. I want to be her BFF.

I found this amazing beautiful piece at my local thrift store:

I just found a gorgeous embroidered linen dress at Value Village that I’m going to alter. For some reason it has this horrible polyester lining that’s longer than the dress, so I’m going to rip that out and tailor it into a nice sheath.