I think it is fishing rods and lures. And a fishing ... bag?

Wide legged linen pants are my favorite thing. And I am wearing a floral gauze kimono top thing today.

As I get older my aesthetic is changing to “crazy middle-aged art teacher” and I’m trying to find a nice big alpaca ruana to wear all winter. And fall. And probably most of spring and summer because I live in Seattle.

I’m pretty sure Mark is lying and he’s in his hamster suit. He just doesn’t want people to know he lives in it like 24/7.

People be like: “That’s not a Seahawks flag? What team is that? They suck!”

Right, I saw that and I was like “yup, there it is.” Of course only white people get the “mentally ill” excuse. If you’re not white then you were clearly a “thug” of some kind. This dude had been arrested before. So how come he’s not a “thug with a criminal record” like, say, Mike Brown?

Not a book, but a short story also by Ursula LeGuin: The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas.

Potato chips on tuna salad. Best sandwich.

Yeah I can only get it to the side of my waist. I am wearing size 4 jeans but they’re totally vanity sized because I’m usually like an 8.

I can’t even get my arm halfway around, but I think that’s a flexibility thing. I have bad shoulders and tennis elbow.

The best part is, Jesus actually did say that. Well. He hated a fig tree, anyway.

That is a weird thing that happens in Massachusetts. My youngest aunt is just like that. I wanted to throttle her over Thanksgiving for the racist bullshit she was spouting.

brb stuffing my high schooler in a box and mailing her to Scotland.

I got my first bra in 6th grade, and immediately got made fun of (“why are you wearing a bra, flatty? You got no boobs!”). So I refused to wear one for all of middle school. Oddly enough, that wasn’t a problem (the 80’s were such a different time). The next thing I got taunted about was not shaving my armpits soon…

Like you’re saying in some of your other comments, I think a lot of it comes down to body shape. Which sucks, because it’s not like we can help if we bust out a D-cup our freshman year. My daughter is incredibly thin (she’s actually got a medical condition that’s keeping her from gaining weight normally, plus a…

How about this:

I’m kind of getting the impression that Rachel was the one molested. And this whole pretending to be black thing she’s doing is some disassociation from the girl who was molested. And she said it was the much-younger brother instead of her to make a better case, maybe?

If that’s how the quiz does it, I’d get my mother-in-law for sure. She likes everything I post ever.

I wore some sandals as a teacher and gashed my foot open on one of those metal doorstop things. So I think full shoes is a fair safety standard.

Pasadena Unified (in California) did this for the lower grades. Polos in one of three colors, khakis or plain jeans. Oddly enough only one of the middle schools and high schools had a uniform, though.