Wait in what backwards parallel universe did you find women’s razors cheaper than men’s?!?? Like half of women who shave buy men’s because they’re cheaper.

Wait in what backwards parallel universe did you find women’s razors cheaper than men’s?!?? Like half of women who…

I already have curly hair. Judging from the earlier photos, it’s close to the same texture as hers. I have NO idea how she’s gotten that texture and body on those coils. Maybe it’s a perm? My curls won’t do that on their own, that’s for sure.

My baby shower was a joint one with my then sister-in-law. But somehow most of the guests ended up being my friends, so I had twice the gifts to open that she did. That was Super Awkward, especially as we were opening them at the same time and she ran out of gifts while I still had a stack.

Seriously: “I don’t want to have a party or anything that might be fun for YOU, just send money kkthxbai.”

His wife didn’t make it public until today, as she wanted time to notify family.

I think they absolutely love each other, but not in a sexual way. Or maybe P-Stew is bi and just prefers being married to women and having some Sir Ian on the side.

I didn’t know it had a name, but it is a delightful spot. A nice way to slow down the intensity a bit.

Seriously, that’s all I could think when she said “violence.” As far as I can tell, the kids were loud, and climbing over a fence into the pool. The only “violence” came from officer doucherocket.

I was absolutely howling at this part of the trailer. My husband was like “Geez, keep it in your pants.”

It’s my teenage daughter’s favorite too. She says she likes to smell manly.

It’s my teenage daughter’s favorite too. She says she likes to smell manly.

I do still have one distant friend from those days, who will call me Rainsong. It’s fair, though, because I still call him DragonSlayer.

I can’t watch that, alas. It’s a little too gruesome for me. I love murder shows but I don’t do well with “gory” and Hannibal was just over my threshold.

I found a pair of plaid cargo shorts in my drawer the other day and decided to wear them. They had giant lovely pockets. Then I remembered these were shorts I bought for my husband’s Halloween costume that were too small for him. Man-shorts to the rescue.

The Fall makes me pretty much want to have all the sex with her constantly.

Oh, that’s pretty neat! I don’t think that was a thing when I registered for my first wedding ... uh ... dear god, 20 years ago now.

She is so stunning.

I have never heard of a completion discount. What is it?

Yanno, neither Kim K. nor sheer dresses are really my thing, but this is very striking. I actually like it.

That’s all I could think, but it seems dumb to register for 4 strawberry hullers or egg slicers that are like $5 just to return them for cash. But I am a lazy person so maybe that’s not too much effort for someone else.

Fortunately my stepmother is only like ... 11 years older than I am, so I had no problem standing my ground with her. Mostly I just say “huh, interesting” and then go do whatever I was already going to do when she makes “suggestions”. And my father made her tell people I didn’t want gifts as well.