Girl, you didn’t just dodge a bullet, you dodged a giant fucking nuclear bomb.

I did it once, and while it was fun enough, the bed is really crowded and someone’s elbow is always in the way.

I always laugh in detective shows where they discover the murderer by some clothing size. “Oh we found size 8 women’s pants and a size 6.5 footprint at the scene!” Yeah, great, any of the women I know are gonna have like 7 different clothing and 2 or 3 different shoe sizes in their closet, so good luck.

Old Navy/GAP is the WORST at this. I wear a 10 in all of their pants ... except the “boyfriend” jeans, which I have in a 4 and a 6. And they’re both slightly loose. And my waist is probably the largest part of my lower torso because I have almost no hips so anything should be tight there and loose everywhere else?!?

I feel you, fellow Chewbacca-sister.

My best friend in elementary school told me “ew, you don’t shave above the knee”. She was tan with pale blonde hair. I am pasty white with copious dark hair. She could get away with that, I got made fun of.

Interesting how he’s answered half a dozen people since you posted this, but not you.

I think that is the first rule of Diva Cup: you must talk about Diva Cup.

Even the guys who don’t mind the period conversation usually blanch when you start talking about the period shits.

I opened a water bottle once when I was out and the thing splooshed water into my lap. It looked like I’d wet myself. I went “Meh” and went on with my day, but in high school I think I would have changed both my name and my school.

I have to photograph the package and text it to his phone because his only concern is that he buys the correct product (a thing which he is, admittedly, not good at).

This is perfect for college, because no dude is going to swipe that thing. I love it.

The only reason I didn’t send my husband to buy them is that he is notoriously bad at being able to find the item I want in a store, no matter what it is. I wanted X brand garlic pickles and he brings home Y brand spicy pickles. Now I take a picture of the packaging and text it to him. Works like a charm.

This is true. I’m 5’4” or 5”, and I don’t have much of a waist - I’m kind of cylindrical. If I was carrying it less evenly-distributed I’d probably have a bigger pants size or bra size.

I was shopping for kayaks recently, and I found a model that was “for women”. Which at first seemed like some bullshit, but then I read the description. They’d polled female kayakers and done things like moved the seat position to accommodate a different center of gravity, and adjusted the carry handles for a shorter…

I weigh 150 and I’m anywhere between a 6 and a 12, depending on the brand. Women’s sizing ftw.

My ex told me, because she also called him just before his second wedding to tell him the same thing. That’s when she asked for my phone number.

I want Samira to be the new Storm. Yeah, I know they already cast someone but there’s still time.

I was thinking “destruction of property”. ha. ha.

uuuuuuggghhhhhhhhhhhhh stop talkingggggggggggggggggggggg