THIS SHOULD BE TATTOOED ONTO ALL MALE-IDENTIFIED PEOPLE WITH PENISES BEFORE PUBERTY

She should have lost his number 4 years and 11 months ago.

I got waved off with a warning once for expired tags (apparently I’d written the wrong amount on my check to the DMV somehow) ... by virtue of having the flu so bad the cop didn’t want to come near me. I can’t exactly recommend this approach, though. Sorry, Mr. CHP Officer, I hope you did not get the flu.

I feel like, in the case of the Hugos, the pendulum is swinging the other way. When science fiction was the domain of John Carter it was all man stories about men, but a lot of more recent science fiction and fantasy has been about women (or no gender at all, like Ancillary Justice.)

Yes, a game avatar. And I do indeed know people who met in online games and went on to get married - the cutesy lego-esque MMO Puzzle Pirates has a whole forum for couples who met in-game.

Weirdly, they don’t seem overly concerned about whether I’m really a man when they send me messages about the “hotness” of my avatar.

I actually kind of want to go to a Taylor Swift concert now just for the bracelet. I am 42 years old.

Female nipples are the very devil don’t you know.

idk I wore a lot of bodysuits in the 90’s and they all had snap crotches.

MINE WASN’T EITHER and I was named JENNIFER! In 1973! Seriously?

For my first wedding, I went to a vintage wedding dress store and bought literally the first thing I tried on. So when I was getting married again, I was determined to go to every store in 100 miles and try on ALL THE DRESSES to have the real experience.

My friend is doing a wedding dress pub crawl for some charity event. Bitch still fits in the damn thing 20 years later.

This one’s still got 34DDD and a bunch of larger sizes! http://us.asos.com/New-Look-Kelly…

I boycott any clothing I have to remove entirely in order to pee. Rompers, jumpsuits, and one-piece bathing suits, I’m looking at you.

Goooooorgeous!

They are so amazing roasted. I especially love the extra leaves that fall off and get all crispy and salty like a little sprout-chip.

Good god, did you really dig up a 6 month old post just for that? You do you, lil guy.

Where my daughter went to elementary school, it wasn’t even legal to let your kid walk alone until 4th or 5th grade. And now we live on the outer boundary of the high school attendance area and it’s just not possible for her to walk as she’d have to make a huge detour around the highway.

hahaha omg yes I remember that!

I had to have half a dozen people towed from in front of my duplex in Pasadena. For some reason they never parked across the identical driveway for the other side of the house, just mine. It was never the same person twice.