I especially enjoy when people use “African-American” with people who are from neither, but happen to be black. Idris Elba is not African-American, buddy.

I always think two things when someone makes a “no girls on the internet” joke. One, that it’s not 2003 anymore so come on, and Two: I had a 1200 baud modem and a BBS in 1989. I’ve been on the “internet” longer than some of these people have been alive. It’s MY internet, YOU get off!

Did he delete all his posts, or did you dismiss him? I only just woke up and everything is gone.

I’m so sorry. I lost mine 2 years ago and it still gets me on a weekly basis. “Oh i have to tell dad about thi ...”

Girl, you look like Jessica Rabbit in that picture.

That is the best compliment I’ve had all week.

Please tell your significant other I’m on my way to have sex with you just to prove a point. My husband will understand.

Actually can someone tell me how you get your username that long? Is it burner accounts that have a character limit? Because I had to mash mine all together like this to get it to accept it.

Somebody should tell them about the startling number of transwomen who work in the games industry.

He’s basically saying he started by harassing Zoe Quinn. Even Quinn’s ex admits that much. That is LITERALLY how the whole thing started.

i know bb <3

I volunteer as wedgie-giver.

Actually, it’s about ethics in HOOBERTY BOOBERTY FLIBBER FLOBBER!

OH MY GOD THAT IS AMAZING AND GORGEOUS AND I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY YOU MYSELF NOW

I want to go back in time and eat all your desserts.

I threatened to do it, and then sister-in-law beat me to the punch on Christmas. They really know how to commit to a joke.

For Christmas, his youngest sister sent us a gigantic print of that photo. I think it is the piece of art that will really tell everyone we’re responsible adults.

I was the MOH for my best friend, and I lost it when the elderly Catholic priest started reciting bits from the Song of Solomon. With commentary. “My love is like a young stag. And what are stags known for? VIRILITY!”

In the video of our wedding, when the officiant pronounces us husband and wife, I make the weirdest Spock-eyebrow eye-roll derp face. I was totally deadpan in every photo so I have no idea where that expression came from.

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