I actually kind of want to go to a Taylor Swift concert now just for the bracelet. I am 42 years old.

Female nipples are the very devil don’t you know.

I guess “pretty good” being relative to the time period. But yeah, are there instructions on how often you’re supposed to remove this thing? Because yikes.

idk I wore a lot of bodysuits in the 90’s and they all had snap crotches.

MINE WASN’T EITHER and I was named JENNIFER! In 1973! Seriously?

They’ve veered off the book plot at this point judging by the episode description. Ethan’s family don’t go looking for him, someone comes to them. And he doesn’t know they’re in town until he’s gotten out.

For my first wedding, I went to a vintage wedding dress store and bought literally the first thing I tried on. So when I was getting married again, I was determined to go to every store in 100 miles and try on ALL THE DRESSES to have the real experience.

My friend is doing a wedding dress pub crawl for some charity event. Bitch still fits in the damn thing 20 years later.

This one’s still got 34DDD and a bunch of larger sizes! http://us.asos.com/New-Look-Kelly…

I boycott any clothing I have to remove entirely in order to pee. Rompers, jumpsuits, and one-piece bathing suits, I’m looking at you.

Goooooorgeous!

They are so amazing roasted. I especially love the extra leaves that fall off and get all crispy and salty like a little sprout-chip.

I think he accidentally invented a pretty good form of birth control, but yeah, I don’t think it’d be a very good vibrator.

Good god, did you really dig up a 6 month old post just for that? You do you, lil guy.

Where my daughter went to elementary school, it wasn’t even legal to let your kid walk alone until 4th or 5th grade. And now we live on the outer boundary of the high school attendance area and it’s just not possible for her to walk as she’d have to make a huge detour around the highway.

hahaha omg yes I remember that!

I had to have half a dozen people towed from in front of my duplex in Pasadena. For some reason they never parked across the identical driveway for the other side of the house, just mine. It was never the same person twice.

I especially enjoy when people use “African-American” with people who are from neither, but happen to be black. Idris Elba is not African-American, buddy.

I always think two things when someone makes a “no girls on the internet” joke. One, that it’s not 2003 anymore so come on, and Two: I had a 1200 baud modem and a BBS in 1989. I’ve been on the “internet” longer than some of these people have been alive. It’s MY internet, YOU get off!

Did he delete all his posts, or did you dismiss him? I only just woke up and everything is gone.