I’m so sorry. I lost mine 2 years ago and it still gets me on a weekly basis. “Oh i have to tell dad about thi ...”

Girl, you look like Jessica Rabbit in that picture.

I got to hang out with one of these guys at a May The Fourth celebration this year. I was running a photo op with him. His “dad” (that’s how he introduced himself) was hiding around a corner from the booth operating the R2.

That is the best compliment I’ve had all week.

Please tell your significant other I’m on my way to have sex with you just to prove a point. My husband will understand.

Actually can someone tell me how you get your username that long? Is it burner accounts that have a character limit? Because I had to mash mine all together like this to get it to accept it.

Somebody should tell them about the startling number of transwomen who work in the games industry.

He’s basically saying he started by harassing Zoe Quinn. Even Quinn’s ex admits that much. That is LITERALLY how the whole thing started.

i know bb <3

I volunteer as wedgie-giver.

Actually, it’s about ethics in HOOBERTY BOOBERTY FLIBBER FLOBBER!

OH MY GOD THAT IS AMAZING AND GORGEOUS AND I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY YOU MYSELF NOW

I want to go back in time and eat all your desserts.

I threatened to do it, and then sister-in-law beat me to the punch on Christmas. They really know how to commit to a joke.

For Christmas, his youngest sister sent us a gigantic print of that photo. I think it is the piece of art that will really tell everyone we’re responsible adults.

I was the MOH for my best friend, and I lost it when the elderly Catholic priest started reciting bits from the Song of Solomon. With commentary. “My love is like a young stag. And what are stags known for? VIRILITY!”

In the video of our wedding, when the officiant pronounces us husband and wife, I make the weirdest Spock-eyebrow eye-roll derp face. I was totally deadpan in every photo so I have no idea where that expression came from.

Real picture:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s preference would be: naked except for thigh-high stockings but naked is also good.

I don’t know what planes you’ve been on, but every commercial flight I’ve ever taken has asked that all items be stowed “under the seat in front of you” for takeoff and landing.