Yeah, I wouldn’t notice that and I certainly check my bank account. I just am not organized enough to hoard receipts to make sure that I was charged $50.31 and not $50.81. I’d just be like “yeah we spent about $50 at the Irish pub on Friday, that’s all good.”

They do look super cute! If I don’t like the Esther Williams suit when it gets here I might go see if REI or someplace has them.

Sure, look at the Mountain Meadows Massacre, or check out John Krakauer’s Under the Banner of Heaven. A book which, incidentally, my formerly-Mormon MIL bought for me.

idk about that, but in my experience they take a “no thank you” a lot better than guys do.

Okay well I’m bisexual so I am quite aware of when I’m in the mood to date a lady and when I am not. So thanks, but it’s probably all moot now as I’ve been married for 10 years now.

Honestly when I get dumped I go into a cycle of “all men suck” so it likely wouldn’t matter HOW attractive the dude was. If he was MORE attractive than the guy who dumped me, I’d think he was trolling me or something.

Of all the collab books she did with Bob Mayer, Agnes and the Hitman is the only one that’s really good. I don’t think the rest of them really click.

I’m a Jennifer and for some reason when people can’t remember it I get “Stephanie”. The only thing in common is the number of syllables. Go figure.

idk they managed to squeeze a LOT of fucked up history and violence into just 200 years. And I say this as someone who has a posse of delightful Mormon in-laws.

Cool! Probably expensive, but I just pulled the trigger on an Esther Williams suit and that wasn’t cheap either.

My husband’s name is Ben and for some reason places that call out your name never seem to be able to get it right. He gets receipts and orders with stuff like Ban, Bonn, Baen, Bean...

As a Mormon, probably none of those. But I’d believe an antidepressant overdose as that seems to be the drug of choice in Utah.

I feel like crunch is dying a (slow) death as the industry leaders age. Mr. Bells was at an indie studio for 12 years; for the first 6 there were 80-hour weeks and all-nighters. After the owner got married and had kids of his own, the crunching began to dwindle. Now he’s at an AAA studio and he has barely even had to…

Like, have you seen me? I resemble a potato. But I was super skinny at the time. I know all the extras were not, though.

BITCH BE EATING CRACKERS

It was the poem my husband used to recite to me while we were dating. A weird, awkward sort of love poem. <3

Low-heeled mary janes aren’t terrible shoes. They can be quite comfy. Still, female uniforms are stupid.

ooh that’s true. People do seem to act like entitled dicks to waitstaff A LOT so I can totally see that.

I love Bet Me and Welcome to Temptation soooo much.

Who knows. But that was like ... 20 years ago? So I’m betting he got all jaded and drugged out and whatever and turned into an asshole.