Yeah I grew up in Southern California and the best I can do is that the basketball coaches at my YMCA said Dennis Miller was a horrible sports parent, and he almost rear-ended me in the parking lot. The thing about LA is that residents pretend to ignore the celebrities mostly, so the rude encounters will mostly be…

I kind of love it when someone I already hate is an asshole. Makes me feel justified.

Weirdly, I met Sean Patrick Flannery once when I was an extra on Young Indiana Jones Chronicles and he was super nice. Came and said hi to all the extras and hung out chatting while we were waiting for weather to clear. I guess he got bitter as he got older.

I almost got rear-ended by Dennis Miller once. Otherwise all the celebrities I’ve met have been polite.

Can I also nominate Jennifer Crusie’s romances? I am generally not a fan of romance at all, but hers I love. She’s got a “formula” that’s fairly obvious, but her writing is hot and funny.

Ah yes pencil skirts so practical for fighting and marching.

Mind you, I’m not saying this isn’t awful, because everything about this is pretty much awful. And quite possibly there’s some completely batshit reason for the outfits. I was mostly trying to save my own sanity there.

I thought maybe it was supposed to be one of those old-timey photo things you can get at amusement parks and tourist traps? Like, I have one where I’m dressed like a saloon girl. My husband has one where he’s also dressed like a saloon girl.

It needs the cafe! And also to be about 7000 miles closer to me.

My friend did this at the very beginning of her 40’s. She was married, he kept saying for years he wanted kids “someday”, and when she finally pushed him for an actual timeline he was like “Actually, nope, I lied I never want kids.” So she divorced him and went to a sperm bank.

I’ve tried FMF and maybe I’m also bad at threesomes but mostly it just seems like someone’s elbow is always in the wrong place.

I think my daughter would be like “Jesus Christ mom I can already hear you from my room can you not?” Which feels even worse to me somehow.

Great. Tell me where so I can give them my money.

Right? There’s no way I’d ever be able to do something like that unless I had money to burn on it and not care about profits. Because frankly, I do not know the first thing about running a business other than you need a shitload of money.

The whole thing about this was that they did a poll and had a bunch of women to vote from. So she voted for Rosa Parks, fine. She was one of the choices, iirc.

Please do not date my husband.

I am always confused when I see a male Shepard. Because everyone I know has played FemShep. So I see him and it’s like “wait who is that guy?”

I went up half a size too, but I went back afterward. Which makes sense, because it’s a function of your ligaments being looser. I think my friend also had some hormonal issue, which contributed to the extra growth. Because come on “it’s just the ligaments” cannot account for 2 and a half sizes.

My kid is seventeen and it still happens. Leaky4Lyf.

This is the best bar of ALL TIME.