I think it means your intestines will fall out through your cervix or something yes I am still stuck on that bit

Peeing a little whenever you sneeze for the rest of your life. Also sometimes your shoe size changes permanently.

My c-section was a breeze but that is *major abdominal surgery* and there are so many ways that can be fucked up it's not even funny.

Yeah I am failing to understand how you’d be LESS likely to want an abortion if you had an ectopic pregnancy. Which isn’t viable and could very likely kill you. It makes even less sense than this nugget:

Am I the only one who like ... really hated this movie? Yes? Just me?

It looks like almost exactly every single post on that straight white boys texting tumblr.

I have occasionally envisioned some real Handmaid’s Tale shit and gone on a google maps binge looking for the best place to sneak across the Canadian border.

I just ordered an Esther Williams two-piece that’s got a full coverage butt and a little faux-sarong thingy going in the front. Can’t wait for the sun to actually come out. ;)

Yes! Exactly! I found a couple sets on Amazon, but my choices were brown, camo, or American flag print. Euww.

Yeah I have a long waist. One-pieces are wedgie city. I usually get a bikini top and some board shorts but I’m so tired of the shorts only coming in black and hot pink.

I guess a lot of women must love tankinis, but I feel like they solve the wrong problem for me. I don’t care about my stomach, I want the bottoms to be shorts is all. So I don’t have to spend 45 minutes shaving everything. Less up top, more down bottom.

Seriously that is a great bikini top. I was just shopping for one online, and it seemed like all the “plus” tops were the cutest and juuuust out of my bust size.

omg that is such a cute bikini. Love!

Aaaand now I love you even more.

You sound absolutely fantastic and I love you.

omg so many 805-ers representing in here. NPHS class of ‘91!

I remember in the 80’s, I think the post office was a phone store. Not like a Verizon or something, an actual store devoted to selling and renting landline phones. Who would lease a home phone??

In second grade, we used to get the boys to leave us alone on the playground by threatening to kiss them. One called my bluff.

My Nimona came yesterday!

I was astonished how good the book was after only seeing half the movie.