Maybe time to get your own table and stare at him all day long. Or I will go stare at him, because I am angry for your daughter.

I had a bridesguy for my first wedding. We had 4 attendants each, and that’s only because I put my foot firmly down; he wanted to have like 6 or 7 each.

I like being a bridesmaid, but I’ve really only ever been expected to show up in a nice dress and help out the bride at the ceremony. I’ve never had to plan bachelorette parties or showers. I was also an officiant once, and I had to go to a class for like 2 hours for that and that’s the most labor-intensive wedding…

I only had my then-8-year-old daughter as my bridesmaid/flower girl/ringbearer for my second wedding. I feel like that was plenty.

My own experience was, when I turned 21 I just stopped drinking. Because idk, I could whenever I wanted. And then I didn’t touch alcohol for about 7 years, other than rarely I’d have half a glass of wine at dinner and not finish it.

Well it IS May the Fourth. Union Square in Seattle? I was at the EMP all morning.

I worked at a high-end grocery store that rhymes with “Whole Foods”,

This is also how I purchase wine. “Oooh this one has a horsey on it!”

It’s what I drank in college, because it was cheap and pink and I never did like Chardonnay.

Well maybe he wanted a WHOLE WHEAT waffle, duh!

Waht? Did someone call me?

Someone recently was telling me about his niece, who lives in Oregon, which has no sales tax, and works across the border in Washington - which has no state income tax. (I think you do actually do have to pay estimated tax for Oregon if you do that, but still not a bad deal).

Yeah, I was just thinking of this hole-in-the-wall Vietnamese place that I like that has ... pretty much all of Asia on their menu. Like, Pad Thai and curries.

ALWAYS AND FOREVEEEERRRRR

Another blog I follow called her “golden Jedi bitch”. That’s a compliment, btw.

I really do not understand how that is staying up. If it was in a video game I’d be mad at the designers.

I am a Jennifer Lynn who knows probably 20 other Jennifer Lynns. And my best friend in 4th grade was Cheryl Lynn.

Yeah, I’m not really into the romance/erotica genre in general, but The Boss is VERY good.

I fled California for Washington.

No, I’m not high but I’m starting to think maybe I should be.