This has been my attitude toward alcohol with my teen. She snuck some vodka once, and then guiltily confessed. It’s just not as tempting when she knows she can ask for a sample at dinner.

Daaaaaaamn

My husband got glutened a couple months ago - and this was in Seattle where practically every restaurant has gluten-free options marked right on the menu. He’d taken three bites of his pasta when the server ran out and grabbed his plate and was like “oops we gave you regular pasta by mistake.”

Yeah, I mean, that’s basically a celiac kind of thing too. Almost no one will DIE on the spot if they get gluten, but they quite possibly will destroy your bathroom. And if they’re my spouse, a week later they’ll be covered it itchy blisters as well.

I’m not letting Mr. Bells shave his, because he did once and he looked 19. It was horrifying.

I still want to scruff it.

I have literally had to hose the poor child off because he was covered. It was horrific.

The real irony is that I spent years hating avocados, and living in California where everyone thinks you’re nuts for mot liking them. And now that I like them I’ll probably end up allergic to them.

I’ve got a friend who is super allergic to anything with cow milk. It’s not the lactose. He has the same problem with lactose free milk or if he takes lactaid. But buffalo mozzarella or goat cheese is okay. I don’t know what the difference is, though.

My mom went into anaphylactic shock as a teenager from a raw apple, but she seems to have no trouble with cooked ones. She doesn’t like them much, though.

Oh, crap, really? I have a mild latex allergy (rash) and now I’m afraid to eat guacamole.

Ugh right? I think my stepson was 9 or 10 when he was diagnosed. People saved the dirty looks for us, though. Like “what are you teaching this kid”. I’m trying to teach him not to explode diarrhea all over your bathroom, thanks so much.

I get fairly ill if I eat onion (not an allergy, just an intolerance), but if they’re dehydrated and reconstituted, that doesn’t seem to bother me at all. So I’ll order my Whopper sans onions, but the rings at BK are ok to eat.

Male Mall Makeover!

For Kate, I’m sure. She’s got an army of staff.

The staff restroom at my volunteer job has a man and woman doing the peepee dance on the unisex bathrooms. Slightly more tasteful. :P

omg yes that would be awesome.

The eyes, the freckles, and that awesome hair-swoosh.

I don’t know where you are, but I bet there’s a Jezzie near you that would love to be moral support for a makeover.

Well, idk, if she didn’t at least put in an appearance some of the media would probably be freaking out wondering where she was and if the baby had 2 heads or something.