Acid-washed overalls. It was the 90’s.

Solidarity, sister. I think he is a weird-looking man. But like I said before, he seems like a nice guy so that mitigates it some.

I always find someone more physically attractive if they seem like a genuinely nice person.

That’s true, the faster they get home the less chance some intrepid tabloid photographer will manage to sneak in and snap a picture.

IDK, I was happier in the fully adjustable bed with 17 pillows (I kept asking each nurse for more pillows) and people bringing me food and telling me to nap and not do anything.

Buttception: The Trilogy.

I’ll pencil you in!

I’ve reserved my seat between Gandhi and Freddie Mercury.

Photoshop some crew socks in there and we’d have a winner.

They should have put up the story about the guy who punched a bear trying to eat his chihuahua instead. http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2015/04/28/pla…

If you’ll excuse this mostly-Wiccan for the expression: HELLS YES.

It was “Space Raptor Butt Invasion” that killed my dreams of becoming a writer. I can never ever top that.

It’s usually not. It’s a failure of the Mullerian ducts to fuse during gestation, which can have a few causes but chimerism doesn’t seem to be one of them. We attribute mine to my mother getting rubella while carrying me.

Theoretically! It has happened at least that women have had a different fetus in each uterus, but I don’t know the dad situations. Usually just one ovary ovulates each month, like a normal-uterus woman’s. But sometimes they can both go off separately - it seems like this lady would be a candidate for that issue since…

Like I am still pissed off for you about this. I want to go back in time and water-tribe out the door going “Fuck you I’ma eat all the Chipotle instead”

My theory is that it really hates head-tilts. Your face can be turned, but if your head is tilted it all goes to hell.

But only for the women, because it has nailed my spouse within a year of his age every time.

Also it’s usual to ovulate from just one ovary each month, like a normal-uterus woman would. But occasionally both ovaries go off and there have been women who carried a pregnancy in both uteruses at the same time.

Just one dose of hormonal BC, at least for me. But my hormones are quite normal and it sounds like hers are not.

Yup. Double the pap smear. And occasionally, they have mislabeled mine and there’s been confusion over which one was which side and I’ve had to redo it. “MY left, or the DOCTOR’S left??”