My car still has a tape deck. :( I need a new car.

My car still has a tape deck. :( I need a new car.

I am not an assault survivor, so I really can’t say one way or the other, but I suppose it’s possible that some of the runners are, um, “brandishing” themselves at people they pass. I could see THAT being really uncomfortable for people. If they’re just running with no deliberate dong-waggling AT anyone it doesn’t…

My dad was doing one of those hundred-mile bike rides (fully clothed, thank you). We passed him in our “support van” about 5-10 miles before the lunch stop. Apparently, just after we were out of sight, the bolt holding his bike seat on sheared and the seat just ... fell off. Surprise!

I will take 4 please.

wow no

The sad part is, she was like 13 at the time. Fortunately she shut it off before it did much damage to the microwave, but it looked JUST like that picture and it only took a minute.

I know a game company that uses “dainty” as the language filter replacement for “vagina”, so that’s an extra giggle.

Two birds. One stone. I like it.

Hah yes! I said the same thing. Oh my god, does that reek.

I can tell you for a fact, that’s what happens when you microwave it and forget to add water.

I used to have that hair but god, I got so tired of maintaining it. Curls down to your ass are SO DIFFICULT. And so SWEATY. Mr. Bells keeps sort of hoping I’ll grow it back but it ain’t happening.

I set my FB so that anything I’m tagged in needs approval to post on my wall. Because my mother figured out how to get around the “can’t post comments” restriction I had her on by tagging me in passive-aggressive statuses.

Working in childcare convinced me to become a speech-language pathologist, ironically. Now if I could just get up the energy to go back to school again.

I mean, a lot of us (former preschool teacher here) do it because we love kids. We’re certainly not in it for the money. But ... it’s also a job that does not generally require a heck of a lot of qualifications. My first preschool job gave me tons of training, but most jobs don’t give you that.

Daycare providers get paid dick. If you don’t like kids I have no idea why you’d even want that job. I love kids and I can’t even work in childcare anymore. You can burn out really fast.

It also explains why of all places he picked Chatsworth to crash. I guess.

It might work ... it’s just that the corners of my eyes kind of droop downward so almost none of my upper eyeliner even shows. The “hood” part covers the entire upper lid of my eye and the outer corner as well.

When I think of a “real” bun, I think of a coil of hair wound around itself and secured with sticks or pins. The other thing is just a ponytail I couldn’t be arsed to finish. ;)

I always assumed that was a goatee on his chin ... is it supposed to be a smile? I am confused.

This is the #1 item on both me and my husband’s bucket lists. If one of us is dying, the other one has to call Vin Diesel and arrange a game.