That’s where the curls come in handy - it looks deliberately tousled instead of just lazy.

I am having a very emotional day today and this just tipped me over the edge. I am sobbing now.

When I was a kid and trying so hard to learn how to French braid (because this was the 80’s and it was required) I begged my mom for these clip things that held the hair while you braided it. I have super fluffy, fine curly hair. It took me a hour to get the clip back out the first time I tried it.

I have really hooded eyes with a downward tilt at the out edge, so wings and cat-eyes are SO not happening. It ends up looking like a sad clown.

My “bun” is: loop a ponytail holder around my hair, twist it, and don’t pull the hair all the way back through. But I have velcro-curls so things tend to stay put when I stick them in there.

Mixing patterns! I don’t know how to mix patterns even a little bit. Like, if my pants have pinstripes nothing else on my body can have any sort of pattern because I feel uncoordinated. This is why I own 57 plain t-shirts in various colors.

I have never ever been able to do a French braid. I have tried and tried to learn and the concept still eludes me.

I have gotten better with the scarves but I feel you because for years I looked like a teenager in her mother’s clothes whenever I attempted a dressy scarf. And that was with tiny boobs so it’s not that.

Thank you. We did finally get a diagnosis, so it’s not “mystery illness that she’s probably making up anyway” (which was the impression I was getting from the school). It’s a huge relief to finally know why she’s sick all the damn time.

Chatsworth. Really? Chastworth? You have all of southern California to choose from and you picked Chatsworth?

I’m kind of struggling with the same issue with my daughter who, thank god, does not have leukemia but another medical problem that’s been causing her to miss a lot of school. It sounds like the same thing they’re telling me: if she can’t be physically present in school, she can’t get credit even if she does all the…

I’m kind of wondering what the hell is in his wing sauce at this point. Like, is it drugs or semen? I don’t know!

He is a president I feel like I could go drinking with.

I don’t even know who this is, but I’m voting for her for Queen of Everything.

The dress is just ... idk, silver. But I’m not a huge fan of her formalwear usually. I like her regular style better.

Obama’s comic timing is amazing. I adore his deadpan snark delivery.

I’m kind of wondering why that article is about Alley’s vague-tweeting and not Wendy Williams’ straight-up assholery.

I got this one at JCPenney. It’s a bit long (NOT NEARLY as short as it appears on the model), but I hemmed it up. http://www.jcpenney.com/dotcom/vanity-…

Oh yeah, I was amazed at how good shapewear was for my back. Dat lumbar support.

For us, it’s the reflux medications and alcohol. Washington’s liquor taxes are nuts.