You forgot anti-vaccination!

I feel you, I wanted to wear Birkenstocks and be all hippy-dippy, but they’re so much wider than my feet they’re not comfortable. Meanwhile my spouse and his son have giant flipper Hobbit feet. Like, they’re triangular, no joke.

I’m assuming you won that game, because I’m sure he wouldn’t have needed to call you names if you’d lost and thus proved his innate superiority.

Well if I went around constantly insisting I was better at something than X category of people, I would never ever want to put that to the test either. Because then you can’t prove I’m wrong! I’m going full asshole!

I have on occasion baffled men with my ability to operate a manual transmission.

I’m sort of intrigued, because whenever I plug my own writing into one of those online gender guessers, it invariably scans it as being written by a male. I am kind of tempted to see if I could fool the guy.

That’s also why we can’t ski jump, apparently. Spontaneous uterine ejection.

I can kill any potted plant within three days, so that is not something I would ever attempt. I have the blackest of thumbs.

That needs a seizure warning or something.

Those look pretty nice!

My daughter went for the skate shoes for that reason - the colors, not the fat feet thing (the women of my family have weird skinny feet). Skate shoes or Converse (or knockoff Converse, usually).

Erm, it’s not illegal, the cab just can’t stop in any red or no parking zone or impede traffic. Which does severely limit where they can pick people up, I grant you. http://articles.latimes.com/2009/jan/01/op…

I think the thing people seem to like about Uber is that you can order the car and pay for it all from a phone app. But the local cab companies here (Greater Seattle Area) have at least two apps that do the same thing. I use one called Flywheel.

I commented about the same thing before I saw yours.

Mashable reports that the local police have no clue who destroyed the memorial.

I’ve always assumed that suicide was made a mortal sin so that all the Christians wouldn’t just up and kill themselves to hurry that eternal reward along a little. Because when your religion says the world sucks and eternity is great, you’re gonna run out of parishioners real fast if you don’t prevent that.

Right we can’t all have abortions if we’re all having gay sex. Gotta plan ahead.

I feel like so many people only read the Cliff’s Notes.

I read the list of female leaders on Wikipedia and I think I’m gonna move to San Marino, in Italy.

Nah, up near Seattle. Some of them are sold out but it looks like Factoria still has stock.