Right? She’s not necessarily my first choice, but these guys on the other side aren’t even sure how basic anatomy works.

Meanwhile 90% of the rest of the world has already managed to elect a female leader at some point.

I kind of want to replace all my dishes with that set.

It looks like at least two of the Targets near me still have stuff. I might go take a look if I can be bothered to get in the shower today.

If I was on that jury I think I’d have had to find for your client just for that.

I don’t remember where I read it, but someone said “There’s two kinds of people who like to say ‘age is just a number’: teenagers, and people who want to have sex with teenagers.”

My brother was supposed to be a girl, and they were going to name him Sarah. And I was supposed to be a boy named Matthew but again, it was 1973 so they were all just guessing.

I do it to my daughter. “Mom, that’s lame.” “Your MOM is lame! Wait ...”

I got hit on once, and the guy tried the line “Do you have a little Irish in you? Would you like some?” I said “How little IS it?”

My dad apparently wanted to name me Rachael, but my mother thought that was too common. Poor decision mom.

FEEL MY PAIN

My first name is Jennifer and I grew up in the 70’s. Wouldn’t matter if my name was on shirts or not, any potential kidnapper had like a 75% chance of being correct if they said “Jennifer” to any girl child.

So they also missed the part in the book that says Katniss has olive skin and dark hair, and her actual sister Prim is blonde and doesn’t look anything like her anyway. Color me shocked.

I think 15 year old me would be pissed that my kid is way cooler than I was. Am. Whatever.

I don't do long nails, but I got some nail wraps from Espionage Cosmetics. This is "Lunar"

oh damn do I feel that.

In that case I'm gonna go Steampunk, with the biggest hat I can find.

I have seen people threaten to move to Canada to get away from that horrible socialist institution that is Obamacare. I think that’s the ultimate irony.

I actually want to make this.