he was three times over the legal blood alcohol limit to drive

To seat 7 you most likely need to option 2nd row bench instead of second row captain’s chairs.

Base level autopilot is standard equipment. It’s essentially a level 2 autonomous driving mode where it manages speed in traffic and lane centering. It works great. 

$15k is Full Self Driving. Autopilot is standard.

Additionally, when we covered the camera and kept one hand resting on the steering wheel, the vehicle did not limit Autopilot use or give any warnings to pay attention.

Worse are the profile pics that are obviously cut from a photo of them with another person.

I think it’s more likely my marriage is killing my love life!

Let’s call it “significantly curtailed”, especially with kids

Lets be honest here. If you’re hot, it doesn’t matter if you’re in a car or not. someone who’s attractive can sit wherever the fuck they want, and still do better than someone less attractive but definitely not in a car. Maybe you’ll get an edge over someone who’s equally as attractive. But that’s where it ends.

...So you have no love life anymore?

Nice use of “lol.” It always ends in “lol.” Always.

I know a lot of dating ladies, and universally it seems that “drivers seat, sunglasses on” is the selfie kiss of death.

Nobody fires up OkC going “Alright, gimmie that sweet morning commute action!”

I call out every single one of these my friends post on social media.

It usually goes something like this:

“Thanks for making the roads I need to drive my family on even less safe”

“I was parked lol”

“Motherfucker, I can clearly tell you are on a 3 lane highway in the passing lane with moving traffic. The background is…

insert “marriage is killing my love life” joke here.

Someone should tell this guy that selfie stick doesn’t actually mean a stick. Looks like he’s using a broom handle or something

Especially while driving on the wrong side of the road, with no steering wheel!

Oh please, Erin. This advice is bullshit and you know it.

If Abe said it, it has to be true, right?

Know thyself.

Yes, my driver’s seat selfie is killing my love life. And every other picture of me. And my appearance. And also my personality.