How does it feel to be dumb and look like an asshole?

Yeah “Better safe than sorry” never applied more.

Typically when I travel, the most valuable things I have is my passport, my work cell phone, my credit cards and work laptop.

Jalops never know how to control themselves in these types of stories

Another car stolen with the ignition on, wasting police time retrieving it.

Everyone in this story is stupid. Why would you leave your car running in such a place, especially if you’re not even around where you could see/hear it (I’m assuming she was still in the store, from the way the article reads) and why would you steal something as shitty as an 06' Grand Cherokee.

shit! i forgot the key to comedy: timing!

That’s not even remotely funny.

i don’t even know where to start with this guy...

Another car stolen with the ignition on, wasting police time retrieving it. Taxes go up again, I guess. Stop leaving vehicles running unattended.

Article mentions that Wood acknowledged the fine print, but most people would not. Which, I’d wager it’s pretty true.

Thank you! I came here to say just that.

Not to worry, Mr. Wood! The vast majority of the Jeep Wranglers whose owners were swayed into buying by that Super Bowl ad will never, ever go off hard pavement. Similarly, nine out of ten, no, 9,999 out of 10,000 pickup truck owners will never, ever drive their pickups all the way up to the top of a mountain, even…

As an avid hunter, fisherman, wilderness enthusiast I can’t agree with you more. It leaves the wrong impression, that people who use their vehicles to access the wilderness are there just to fuck it up. Where we should be conveying the message that we are leaving it the way we found it and being a part of nature, not…

I’m a Jeep fan but I have to say, I agree with the Fish Guy. It’s incredibly disrespectful to the environment and an ad like that really encourages bad behavior on the part of Jeep owners. Hunters and fishermen, who make up a large segment of the Jeep market, are (or should be) great stewards of the environment. Jeep…

My mother’s 1976 300D was PERFECT for the test. Slow, stable, and smooth, it felt even slower than it was.

Back when the US auto press was stroking themselves on how the Diesel Touareg was going to be the Tahoe/Suburban killing, ultimate machine, they they were really impressed with the fact that it had a pretty silly high tow rating. Shortly after they became a thing, I REALLY pissed a guy off, who posted on an RV forum I…

Yes....I believe alternator, turbos, thermostat/cooling system work....you have to drop the motor. And when I say drop the motor, I mean drop the drivetrain. And when I say drop the drivetrain, I mean use a special lift and tools that can handle the weight of a iron-block 5.0 liter diesel engine and transmissions.

Because one battery failed, a complex and untraceable decision-making process was performed by the vehicle and it decided it wouldn’t start with either battery but it WOULD continue to allow battery drain from various accessories.

I always thought of the W8 as half a Veyron engine. 4.0L W8/8.0L W16?