This is a true story: When I was in my dirtbag 20s, my friends and I used to hang out at a crappy bar because we loved the main bartender and the culture there. Then the scumbags who owned the bar fired the bartender we loved. He went to work at another bar and we followed him there. The first bar is closed now.

If Petchesky were to start a GoFundMe for NotSportsSpin or some other similarly named website, I would kick in $50.

hey! i’m a snarky atheist! here’s my problem right here: “You may speak with three different rabbis and get 25 different opinions,” Rabbi Eli Lando of OK Kosher tells the Post.” that’s a big problem with religion. it means different things to different people (even in the same religion) & you can make it mean whatever…

its shit like this story which makes me hope that i’m wrong and that there is a great beyond, its the only glimmer of hope to hold onto in the face of such immense tragedy. 

Same here man. Not religious and actively despise the very thought, but in this case, I pray I’m wrong and that there’s a God to help this man. 

Man 1998?! For reference, that was a time when the President could get impeached for a blowjob. WILD!

A new analysis of the deal to build a stadium for MLS’s FC Cincinnati shows it will cost taxpayers $213 million, or more than four times what was described in the 2017 agreement between city and county leaders and the team’s ownership. Even “favorable” public-private stadium deals wind up screwing taxpayers. [WCPO]

Get fucked with your “trash talk”. Straight up the ass.

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

Isn’t Dove just pure non-soap that clogs up your pores?

Isn’t Dove just pure non-soap that clogs up your pores?

Sure a boat’s a boat, but the mystery box could be anything — it could even be a boat! And you know how much I’ve wanted a boat!

Mostly Joel Embiid-less? He missed 8 games earlier this month but has played a career high number of games. He was off tonight for a rest. He put up 40 and 15 against the Bucks on Sunday. They’re resting him because they have the Celtics tomorrow night on a back to back. 

I’m outraged that Doordash pays its drivers so little that they have to play minor league ball to make ends meet.

Why? I think it’s pretty obvious. He wanted more. More money, adulation, recognition, sympathy. Which isnt necessarily a bad thing.

That, my friend, is when He carried you.

He holds his head high for BASEketball though, right?

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“Stop being intolerant of my intolerance” is bullshit.

Where does their comment say that? Looks like evangelicals are as bad at interpreting things in general as they are at interpreting the bible. That would explain a lot.

You know what they say: American beer is like making love in a canoe.