Thank you for proving every stereotype to be true, you joyless piece of trash.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

I don’t know who any of these players/teams are. 

I’m not starting the argument we had again, but your posit isn’t the entire problem with the Earth 2018. Part of the problem with Earth 2018 is people also feel that they are given exemptions to the rules they would impose on others because they feel their beliefs are correct and other beliefs are incorrect. Whatever…

“The human body can do truly crazy things!”

He has no case, no. Part of the requirements of employment in the NBA are that you pass a physical, and he didn’t pass one.

The car agency wrote Redick an email back saying that they suspended the driver for having somebody in his front seat, without mentioning the incident at hand.

“You can keep looking, Kotaku, and please let me know if you find anything,” he said in the video, setting off a chain of subsequent discoveries and accusations of dozens more instances of apparent plagiarism. Miucin has since removed the video from his YouTube channel.

I don’t think we can blame this one on the Braves’ announcers: https://www.fangraphs.com/tht/quote-of-the-day081909/

Admittedly I’m not a big fan of Guinness, but I tried it in Ireland because everyone said it was “different and better” but it tasted exactly the same to me.

Well one, because once you decide to either create a child or adopt one you are now responsible for that child. If he was using a percentage of his income to raise them before the divorce, why would he not be expected to continue doing so?

So is that all the pizza/chicken/burger grease seeping out of his body in the second picture? I don’t know how dieting works. 

UPDATE: Bryce Harper has signed with the Golden State Warriors.

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

Why do people always make this comment every single year for multiple bad franchises? Do you not want to read the dysfunction? I do. Your article pitch sounds boring.

Uh huh. I’ve seen ghettos.

This is a celebrity chef thing. They all do it. You were lucky to get Fieri, actually. Andrew Zimmerman just kills and eats everyone and talks about how gamey and coppery they taste.

Guy Fieri invited me to his mansion for an evening of light entertainment and fine spirits. When I arrived I found that he had invited five other guests, all of us complete strangers to each other. We dined on the greasiest burgers money could buy, and then Guy Fieri excused himself and left the six of us…

But I can still hate Applebee’s, right? Because MAN, do I hate Applebee’s. Here is what happened the last two times I went to an Applebee’s:

Wait, have you seen The Room?