“Sure, I’m playing in Italy, but at least I’m not stuck in the States with Dad.”

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

This differs though from the Brady case in that Brady’s case wasn’t criminal. In this case, cooperating with the NFL could have possibly resulted in charges brought against him by the state. It’s basically a private entity that is threatening you into foregoing your Fifth Amendment rights. That’s precisely why the…

If you are poor you have to be exceptional in order to be able, if you are, to an Ivy league school.

Good memory. Of course, Lauren actually put that same stat in the article you’re commenting on.

We probably should not be humoring your idiocy, but what exactly is the supermarket going to do with those goods? Are they going to sell old bread and milk when they reopen after the flood?

It’s only criminal looting if the perps are black. If they’re white, it’s upstanding citizens doing the best they can to provide for their families in a time of crisis.

Better idea:

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

I thought that was a goateed James van der Beek.

Except “well regulated,” at the time, didn’t mean federal involvement. It was closer to what we call self-regulation (that is, all of the rights within the BoR are given as individual rights without government limitation). The use of the word “regluate” within the Constitution and the Framers’ writings really does…

It’s hard for me to read an article like without thinking there’s an underlying subtext, “Clinton would have done different.”

Umpires: We will keep these wristbands on until we are shown the respect we deserve

The school founded by a raging segregationist has racist tendencies? Wow...I am just....so....very...shocked.

Fuck these guys. Bring on the robots.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but the outcry over Confederate statues isn’t primarily because those people were racist slaveowners, but because they were violent traitors who tried to bring down the United States in order to turn it into their racist slaveowner utopia. We should not be honoring traitors, period. You put…

That’s an insult to pussy everywhere.