A much better outcome than it could have been, considering that “U” and “I” are also next to each other on the keyboard.

Why is it an earned run? I don’t know; why does a batter get credit for a sacrifice hit when bunting a ball 40 feet to move a runner up, but doesn’t get credited with a sacrifice fly for slamming a pitch 350 feet and accomplishing the same thing?

In short, baseball is maddeningly inconsistent, and I love it.

That’s interesting, because as a dude, I can’t start watching this medical video.

Ooh, rock me, Stormy Daniels!

Looks like snow won’t be the only white stuff covering the Olympic Village.

So that’s why Taylor’s boyfriends keep breaking up with her...her need for banal intercourse is insatiable.

Held up better than the I-35W.

He then proceeded to ski against the wind.

Let’s build starting lineups for the Bizarro All-Star Game with these Remember-Some-Guys:

East: Tyler Johnson, Zach LaVine, Marvin Williams, Domantas Sabonis, John Henson.

West: George Hill, Jordan Clarkson, Josh Jackson, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, Julius Randle, Rudy Gobert.

Who ya got?

I’m quite sure that this info would be news to Justin Verlander.

Sounds like someone> is being an apol(I)litchist.

“[The] meaning of words is socially constructed and imprecise, and maybe words could misrepresent some aspects of the underlying reality they seek to describe.”

Really? How can you be Saussure?

So...that should count as two blown saves for Davis, right?

Brandon Belt would offer his support, but Pablo already broke him.

All time is brief, if you’re a human.

And I think that we should all pause for a moment and think about the last sentence in your comment.

Honestly, at this point, a white dress shirt and black tie is the craziest thing that Russell Westbrook could possibly wear.

Hands Of Klay.

I second that idea, and advance a proposal to also send Zaza, so that he can obliterate 45's ankle...either one is fine.

Kill Bill.